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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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An office supervisor died and found himself in hell
(big surprise). The devil informs him that he will
spend eternity in one of three rooms, each of which he
may preview and then choose his favorite.
Satan opens a door and the dead supervisor sees a vast
plain of concrete covered in glass shards, with untold
millions of souls moaning in agony as they stand on
their heads. With a gulp he asks to see the next
choice.
The second door opens to reveal another vast horizon of
torn-up wood filled with nails and screws, and millions
of souls condemned to stand on their heads, so he asks
to see the third room.
Much to his surprise, the room is filled with millions
of people standing waist deep in crap, but smoking
cigarettes and drinking coffee. "This is not too bad,"
says the man, "even standing in crap I can stand an
eternity smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee." So he
nonchalantly enters and takes his place among the
damned.
Suddenly, halfway through his first smoke, Satan enters
and yells: "Alright, you maggots! Coffee break's over--
back on your heads!"
(big surprise). The devil informs him that he will
spend eternity in one of three rooms, each of which he
may preview and then choose his favorite.
Satan opens a door and the dead supervisor sees a vast
plain of concrete covered in glass shards, with untold
millions of souls moaning in agony as they stand on
their heads. With a gulp he asks to see the next
choice.
The second door opens to reveal another vast horizon of
torn-up wood filled with nails and screws, and millions
of souls condemned to stand on their heads, so he asks
to see the third room.
Much to his surprise, the room is filled with millions
of people standing waist deep in crap, but smoking
cigarettes and drinking coffee. "This is not too bad,"
says the man, "even standing in crap I can stand an
eternity smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee." So he
nonchalantly enters and takes his place among the
damned.
Suddenly, halfway through his first smoke, Satan enters
and yells: "Alright, you maggots! Coffee break's over--
back on your heads!"
HE! HE!!
