Chicks dig me

[Cyndiu]

How about Animal House?

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

 

[Minnie Mi]

Cujo?

 

[Doug123]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

[Rippington'sFan]

I liked the spatula scene in the kitchen.

 

[monkeyboy]

I've got their disciplinary files right here.
Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.
Every spring, the toilets explode.

 

[cynsaun]

I think this situation absolutely requires that a really futile, stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

 

[Doug123]

We should be...leaving! What a good idea!

 

[Minnie Mi]

It's over, man, Wormer dropped the big one.
What? Over?
It isn't over until we decide it is.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[monkeyboy]

Mind if we dance wit yo dates

 

[cynsaun]

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?


edited to add: "the trees are filled with underwear"

That's funny, last night Kild's trees were filled with underwear, too!

 

[Rippington'sFan]

How about the cucumber scene in the supermarket. LMAO

 

[monkeyboy]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did.


But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals.

For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

 

[cynsaun]

Remain calm. All is well!

 

[jrydberg]

Is that a PLEDGE PIN... on your UNIFORM!

 

[Cyndiu]

Sorry... you'll have to come back later... we're doing the dishes!

 

[Minnie Mi]

I think I'm in love with a retard.
Is he bigger than me?

 

[cynsaun]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.