Chicks dig me

[monkeyboy]

because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination

 

[browneyes]

But I'm not a guy and I'm not into women. Plus, I don't wear a uniform.

 

[treesinger]

Now where have I heard that before?

 

[Bob Slydell]

You're a lean, mean, killin' machine!!

 

[jpd3]

Feel his nose. It's cold!

 

[monkeyboy]

My doctor said I swallow a lot of aggression ............along with a lot of pizzas.

 

[jpd3]

Barneky. . . That guy owes me money!

 

[Bob Slydell]

Lighten up Frances

 

[monkeyboy]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia.

We zip in we zip right out again.

We're not going to Moscow.

It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin

 

[jpd3]

That's the facts, Jack!

 

[Harryo]

AAAArrrmmyyy Training Sir !!!!

 

[jpd3]

Boomchukalukalukaluka, boomchukalukaluka, boomchukalukaluka, boom!

 

[Harryo]

There was one??

 

[monkeyboy]

Lee Harvey!!!!
You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you

 

[Doug123]

Have that removed...

 

[jpd3]

Alright,
I'm tapped out on Stripes. How about another Ramis/Murray collaboration?

"It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man."

 

[monkeyboy]

When I was a kid, my father told me, "never hit anyone in anger,
unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

 

[cynsaun]

Can chicks get in on this, too?



Are you the gatekeeper?

 

[Doug123]

Don't leave, all the plants will die!

 

[monkeyboy]

My philosophy is a million dollar shine on a three dollar pair of boots