Cats are better than men

[goofygirl]

http://makesmesmile.com/fun/cats/index.php

 

[DonnaS]

Cute.

 

[JohnTBap]

You must not have a very good man.

 

[DonnaS]

Here's some equal time:

Few Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Women


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A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
A cat loves you until it dies.
You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it knows you do.
You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics.
A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days.
A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.
A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week holiday on some romantic island in West India.

If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot of fuss about it.
A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.

http://www-koi8.machaon.ru/st.valentine/cats_vs_.html

 

[goofygirl]

What...? Nobody is going to flame me for this...???

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by goofygirl
What...? Nobody is going to flame me for this...???

Why? Are you looking for flames?

That would make you a troll -- and we all know you're not a troll...

 

[emmagata]

Originally posted by goofygirl
What...? Nobody is going to flame me for this...???

That's because your reputation precedes you!

 

[DonnaS]

Originally posted by goofygirl
What...? Nobody is going to flame me for this...???

I think the majority are ignoring you.

And no, people won't flame you for this, because you didn't add your own little personal comments like you did the last time. AND in this case, your reputation doesn't have an impact on everyone's visceral response.

 

[Planogirl]

No flaming here.

 

[MICKEY88]

found this online....


Some humor articles were bouncing around the web talking about why dogs or cats are better than men. Susan and Sharon thought men deserved a better break and contributed this.

Why Men are Better than Cats or Dogs!
(A Women's Perspective)
Susan Dalis & Sharon Rose
Men can balance the checkbook!

Men will hold you when you're sad, hurt or just feeling yucky.

Men can fix almost anything. (Or at least are willing to try)

Men smell yummy.

Men feel yummy.

Men will go with you to see that "chick flick" (as long as the other guys don't know).

Men will say you're beautiful, even in the morning...and mean it!

Men will pamper, pet, stroke and spoil you.

Men will stay in bed and cuddle in the morning (especially if there is something good on TV that they can watch at the same time).

Men can make you feel all warm & fuzzy inside.

Men are fixers, dooers, and tinkerers (they get things done!)

Men will be your hero.

Men have a uniquely male sense of humor.

Men see the world very differently, and are fun to listen to.

Men are fun to watch/observe with other men, doing testosterone-type things.

Men love to show off for you.

Men love to show you off.

Men appreciate your cooking, and will even do the dishes.

Men love to be spoiled...(and spoiling them can be so much fun!)

Men fit...in all the right places!

Men will surprise you, and always make life interesting.

 

[MICKEY88]

Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats


Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

Cats look silly on a leash.

When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

 

[katerkat]

MICKEY88 - don't make get the "Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs" list....

 

[MICKEY88]

Originally posted by katerkat
MICKEY88 - don't make get the "Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs" list....

OK...I'll behave...

 

[SilverLily]

Originally posted by goofygirl
What...? Nobody is going to flame me for this...???

Don't worry...it may not happen on this post, but I'm sure it will happen soon.

And so it begins again...

 

[DonnaS]

katerkat, please post the cats are better than dogs list. LOL

 

[tink29]

I was watching a show on DirecTv about "Extreme" body makeovers. This man was on there. Maybe this would be a great guy to meet, for catlovers out there.

*edit* To add link to his story.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

 

[goofygirl]

LOL Tink!


Nah, I am not looking to be flamed.

I think the group that flames me is either 1. ignoring me or 2. gun shy.

Not that I'm complaining!

 

[katerkat]

Cats Are Better Than Dogs
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

The Difference between Dogs and Cats
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
I must be a God!

 

[DonnaS]

Thank you katerkat. That seems to be the only one of these x better than y lists that is actually based on fact. LOL

 

[CRB#33]

Originally posted by katerkat In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.

EWWW!!!Ohhh!! ICK!!!!

Is that true????

That's awful!!!!!!!!!!!