GoofieRuthie
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My friend who is an insurance adjuster sent me this. She said that she's heard several similar to these before......
These are some insurance claims (real-life ones) that people have filed.
* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
* I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law, and
headed over the embankment.
* In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the
other car.
* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
* I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* As I approached the intersection a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place
where no stop sign had ever been before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I
had a fractured skull.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw a slow moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my
car.
* The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
mouth.
* I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way when it struck the front end.
These are some insurance claims (real-life ones) that people have filed.
* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
* I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law, and
headed over the embankment.
* In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the
other car.
* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
* I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* As I approached the intersection a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place
where no stop sign had ever been before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I
had a fractured skull.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw a slow moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my
car.
* The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
mouth.
* I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way when it struck the front end.
