Can't believe this could happen at DisneyWorld!!

[windwalker]

You have fallen into the lair of The Evil Panda! The most vile and horrific creature on the planet. Abandon all hope, except.... You have one chance to escape with your scurvy hide!

You must name a Disney Character to be set free, each character can only be used once so if a WISHer has already used the name of a character to escape you may not reuse it.

Don't try to slink off without paying your due, we all say you enter.

Evil Panda

 

[windwalker]

I saw you come in here and you can't escape. Jack Sparrow and the guy with the wooden eyeball are waiting to snatch you and bring you back to walk the plank into waters infested with trained attack clown fish. You have been warned!

Evil Panda

 

[RunRookie]

I call upon the crafty Aladdin and his Genie to cast a spell to free me from this evil lair!

 

[johde]

I will have the cunning Peter Pan, help me escape from your evil clutches.

 

[windwalker]

I call upon the crafty Aladdin and his Genie to cast a spell to free me from this evil lair!

You are free to go. I will send you off with words of wisdom from the Evil Panda: "If you don't know where your going, you won't know when you get there".

Evil Panda

 

[windwalker]

I will have the cunning Peter Pan, help me escape from your evil clutches.

You have foiled my evil plot so I must set you free. I will give you some words of wisdom to help you understand the way things really are: "People are crazier than anybody".

Evil Panda

 

[TEK224]

I will ask Simba to unleash his mighty roar to scare you into setting me free.

Terri

 

[windwalker]

I will ask Simba to unleash his mighty roar to scare you into setting me free.

Terri

Then I surely must set you free. I give you evil words of wisdon to take with you: "Be nice to anything that has longer and sharper teeth than you".

Evil Panda

 

[John VN]

I ask the every so airy Tinker Bell to lighten my feet with some to aid me in my walking if you release me from the snare of your lair.

 

[windwalker]

I ask the every so airy Tinker Bell to lighten my feet with some to aid me in my walking if you release me from the snare of your lair.

I can't fight the power of pixey dust.

You may go, you word of wisdom: never fry bacon without your shirt on.

Evil Panda

 

[cobbler]

I will have Hercules help me Go The Distance to set myself free

 

[windwalker]

I will have Hercules help me Go The Distance to set myself free

That's right get the big guy to whack the gentle little panda. Well be gone with you then.

Panda wisdom to take with you: "If you think you can or you think you can't you will be right". ( I think a car salesman said that)

Evil Panda

 

[buckeyecinderella]

I call on the Fairy Godmother to set me free! Then the Evil Panda can't pester me!

 

[mamacate]

My friend, the bookish princess Belle, will use her smarts to get me out of this one!

 

[windwalker]

I call on the Fairy Godmother to set me free! Then the Evil Panda can't pester me!

Oh Darn the Bibbity Bobbity Boo has foiled my plan! Be gone with you then. Your word of wisdom: Never wear flip flops for runs over 5k.

Evil Panda

 

[windwalker]

My friend, the bookish princess Belle, will use her smarts to get me out of this one!

Yeah that snooty smarty Belle has been a thorn in my paw before, I don't wish to tangle with her again. Be go away and leave me to my evil deeds.

Your word of wisdom to take with you: There really is no place like home.

Evil Panda

 

[escape]

A younger version of myself - the beautiful Snow White (OK, no laughing allowed) - will use her charm to melt away your evil spirits to set me free.

 

[windwalker]

A younger version of myself - the beautiful Snow White (OK, no laughing allowed) - will use her charm to melt away your evil spirits to set me free.

Oh no not the cute smile and the charming wink, well pooh, leave if you must: But remember in just 24 short hours tomorrow becomes yesterday, don't waste a minute of it in worry or anger.

Evil Panda

 

[ScoJo15]

How exactly does this relate to WISH Events/Competition?

 

[windwalker]

How exactly does this relate to WISH Events/Competition?

This forum is under the catagory of just for fun. As a retired military man I've seen way to much ugly in the world and way to much hatred and seriousness, so I do silly stuff like this sometimes.

Since it obviously bothers you I'm letting it go.

Dave