CandBar wrapper ideas

[EJ'sMom]

So I just thought I would wrap a personalized wrapper around a chocolate bar/box of candy and now I am stumped on what to put on it.
Any ideas? I will be using in my FE for a cruise in March.
ANy ideas, help, wording, graphic ideas would be so helpful as I am totally blanking out!!
Thanks!!

 

[jtanddolly]

I have some candy bar wrappers for Disney Cruises with the ship on them in my 4shared file in the link in my signature.

 

[EJ'sMom]

Hi Dolly
thank you so much for your link! You have some wonderful designs!
Would you be able to make the pirate3 candy bar wrapper for me?

Instead of the ingredients on the back label I think I would like to put in a few pirate jokes for the kids.

The front label could say (fit however looks good)
"Ahoy Me Maties!"
"Arrrggh, We be Sailin' the Magic! March 13-21, 2010"

Back label (hoping you might be able to fit 6 jokes? (somehow??)

What is the pirate's favourite store?
Toys Arrrrgh Us!

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they get stuck at "C"!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.

What is a pirate's favourite cookie?
Chips AHOY!

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ear?
A "Buccanear"

Thank you very much!! Let me know if you need more information!
Christine