Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

That doesn't seem like a stellar combo. :scared:

Ha. I just mentioned that to GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes.
When it's okay, it's really okay.



I may have said that... I may have screamed that.

Well, at least there is that.

I really thought I would injure it some more... but I got off (at least with the back) lucky.

:cheer2: Good for Kay thinking on her feet!

::yes:: I'm really pleased that she was thinking and not just "deer in the headlights".

:rotfl: Bless her heart! :rotfl:

:laughing:

At least they made it ON the flight!

They had a less stressful journey to the plane than we did.

::yes:: Its what any good parent would do really.

Precisely.

:scratchin:scratchin:scratchin:scratchin:scratchin:scratchin:scratchin I'll go out on a branch and say you! :rotfl:

I'll go out on a branch and say there's a good chance you're right.

On our last trip someone described it as "Stepping off the plane and being greeted by a warm wet welcome to florida hug." :rotfl:

:laughing: I like that!

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Yeah.... that was me.


YA GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!

Well at least there was that.

I really did appreciate it. I considered it our first bit of pixie dust.
We neede some by that point.


Wahoo! I'm near the top! (For now..)

::yes::

I'll say around 9am because you end up needed to do a room switch.
Everest
Dole Whip

Noted.
 
Bonus points round two.
Tomorrow, (actually... considering the time, it was today.)
we're off to AK.
1. I have to be up before 10:00 to call housekeeping,
but what time does Kay get up?
Disney magic and excitement got her. It's a MIRACLE! She got up at 9:00am.
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2. The first ride we do becomes one of Kay's favourite rides (top 4).
What ride is it?
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
3. What common snack do we both try for the first time?
(The hint there is it's not specific to AK, but widely available.)
I am guessing the delicious churros.
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I'm sorry your broke your butt pkondz...I know you didn't really however it sounded funny and that's the best I can do to cheer you up at the moment!

I hate to add insult to injury :rolleyes: but you seemed to have missed my guess at the bus wait times...of course I can't remember what my guess was...how about you put a number in for me? :rolleyes1

In my desperate attempt to make up points ... I have to grab the small point (ummmm...lets just move on from that phrase) and say that you are the dashing daddy who gets to dash up and down the stairs to refresh the refreshments.

I also say that Kay arose from her slumber at 9:58am, you rode Expedition Everest first and then sashayed on over to have a cream cheese pretzel as a snack.
 

Do you accept bribes? I can offer you Australian dollars or government secrets - whichever you prefer...;)

Nahhhh.... Got any chocolate?


Glad I could clear that up for ya.

Well you seem to be doing a good job from over here :-)

Only because I only post stuff that makes me look good.
I'm really more like the evil step mother... father.... whatever.
Just ask her!


and lemme guess that would be a grape nehi of course.......*bonus points ???*

Very good Betsey... Very good. :thumbsup2

You moron! They're supposed to serve YOU meals in bed. OH, wait, I see how it works. Oddly, it sounds just like the cretans in my household.

The ones who wouldn't do the dishes on your most recent trip?

Yeah... that's how it goes.

HAPPY...YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY...yes I am happy now!

Phew! Close one, though.

It's horrible when it is like that, especially for a Canadian...we have not evolved to deal with that kind of heat!

Yeah. Gimme cold anyday... well not in summer. You know what I mean.

Next trip maybe try one of those cool towels? I am thinking about getting one for DLR

Next trip maybe I'll not go in freaking August!!!

Oops! I just realized I replied to your update...in my head.

Oddly enough, I could still see it there.

I'm sorry you fell. hope you are doing okay, because you'requested awesome.

You remembered!
I'm doing a bit better than yesterday. Hopefully a bit better every day.


Well, I guess Kay decided to keep you, since she had a chance to say she was running away...because you're awesome.

She missed a golden opportunity there.

Bummer on the room. I guess they took room location above bed requests :confused3

I have no idea. But it sure was deflating.

My guesses,

Kay got up at 10:00
The rise was EE
The snack was frozen lemonade

Noted.

Hope your back is holding up becsuse, you're awesome
(How did I do, answering your question from my TR?)

The back is doing pretty good actually.
Surprising, yet gratifying.



And you did pretty durned good, lady.

I guess that's why they don't always ask for it. However, the whole "resolved to Custom's satisfaction" is a little concerning. They could pretty much detain you indefinitely.

::yes:: That part was a bit disconcerting.

My parents found one of those for my youngest dd last year (she doesn't tolerate heat well) and honestly we didn't find it worked well at all.

Huh. And here I'd heard good things about that.
Even noticed a few people wearing them.
 
Nope. Saying I enjoyed every minute (or I'd have been responsible and studied instead.)

Uh, oh. So if you'd not passed that math test it would've been my fault???


:faint:

Nope. Saying you should get Dad of the Year Award.

I got it! My award... and I earned it!


Awwww.... In need of some validation?
You're wonderful, too. Not just beautiful.


Why do I get the sinking feeling I should be changing my answer?

Don't read into it. It just is.
Might be right. Might be wrong.


So then, we have 1 Halfwit, and 1 Harley riding hawt chick, but wears Crocs. Great. Nevermind.

Sounds like an unbeatable combination.
I mean really, who else could come up with that???


You tempt me.

I thought you were the temptress?



Still waiting for proof.

I'd post more, but my dog just ripped a foul one, and I have to suddenly vacate.

What???? OMG! :lmao:

Yes! I noticed! I was honored you used it!

How could I not?

I would have come up with an even better version of being upgraded to Cinderella's castle suite had I thought you'd use it, but I guess that might be stretching it.:rotfl2:

Oooohhh... But go big or go home, right?

Hope you're feeling better.

A little. Hoping the trend continues.
 
Disney magic and excitement got her. It's a MIRACLE! She got up at 9:00am.

Noted.

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

Noted.... and I'm at work so I'll have to wait until I get home to see the video.

I am guessing the delicious churros.

Noted.


Oddly enough, I seem to have zero appetite for a churro right now.
Odd.


I'm sorry your broke your butt pkondz...I know you didn't really however it sounded funny and that's the best I can do to cheer you up at the moment!

:laughing: Thanks, Susan!

I hate to add insult to injury :rolleyes:

Sure you do.... sure you do.

but you seemed to have missed my guess at the bus wait times...of course I can't remember what my guess was...how about you put a number in for me? :rolleyes1

Whoops! Okay, it's in there now... all 600 minutes of it.
(Longest guess.)


In my desperate attempt to make up points ... I have to grab the small point (ummmm...lets just move on from that phrase) and say that you are the dashing daddy who gets to dash up and down the stairs to refresh the refreshments.

Ha! I like that.

I also say that Kay arose from her slumber at 9:58am, you rode Expedition Everest first and then sashayed on over to have a cream cheese pretzel as a snack.

Noted.

Yes, those cretans... the same ones cut from the same cloth, evidently, from the ones at your house.

Oh, they're not that bad.
They don't ask me to cook when I'm completely immobile.
But once I'm vertical, all bets are off!
 
Phew! Caught up on the shout-outs... and it only took three days!

Honestly, you guys are incredible.
Thank you so much for your comments.
I read each and every one and am giddy as a school girl when a new one pops in...
er... I mean I'm pleased in a manly, he-man, tough-guy kind of way.


Yeah... that's what I meant...



You're not buying it, are you.
 
Oh, they're not that bad.
They don't ask me to cook when I'm completely immobile.
But once I'm vertical, all bets are off!


You're not buying it, are you.

I'm mostly being facetious; mine aren't so bad either actually. One's doing the dishes and the other cleaning the bathroom as I am "distracted" here. Too bad you can't pre-clean the bathroom for 4 months like I did with our dinners last week. hehe

NO.
 
I'm mostly being facetious; mine aren't so bad either actually. One's doing the dishes and the other cleaning the bathroom as I am "distracted" here. Too bad you can't pre-clean the bathroom for 4 months like I did with our dinners last week. hehe

Ohhhh... if only!
I didn't... couldn't clean ours last weekend and it's starting to show.
This weekend for sure! Even if it does re-open the gashes on my leg.



Dang.

How do you feel about edible chlamydia carrying marsupials?

Gee, you make them sound so appetizing!

And... yes.
 
It's been a rough day.
As some of you know, I've been nursing a bad back of late.
What most of you don't know is that I've been trying to build a deck.
Kinda hard, though, with my bad back.
So it's been languishing.


But today I had to put the pool to bed for the winter,
and the back was feeling okay.


Might as well work on the deck a bit.

Step one, move my very heavy saw into place.
Without hurting my back.
Took my time and... success!


Need some screws from the basement.
Zip downstairs, grab em, head back up and...


It happened so fast.
Still not sure what happened.


I don't have stairs yet, just the stringers that hold up the stairs.
One second I was approaching them,
the next I was plunging down them, head first.


The back of my right leg from knee to derriere is one big mass
of scrapes, bruises and cuts.


Also hurt a finger a bit.
At least my back seems okay.
We'll see how I feel tomorrow.


Right now, I can't bend or twist because that re-opens the cuts.
Plus I can't sit. Or at least not comfortably.



So while I've kept you waiting on the edge of your seats...
I'm sitting on the edge of mine!



Must be karma.


Man, this hurts!


Show must go on.
Update soon.

Oh my gosh - so sorry. I have some balance issues, this is one of my biggest fears. At least you didn't reinjure your back, I guess. The leg sounds terrible, glad it wasn't broken, and that finger, but man you must hurt. I saw where you mentioned it was getting better though. Those things take so long to clear up. I was surprised you posted the update...since it hurts to sit...

Those Aren't Real Palm Trees.

The customs guard diverted his attention from me to Kay.
"Are you running away?" He asked her.
"No." She said.
Thank you Lord for impressing her with the gravity of the situation.
I'm pretty sure a smart alec retort like "Yeah, sure."
would've really been great.

He asked her again. "Are you sure you're not running away?"
"No. I'm sure." She replied.


The guard stared at us for, oh... about a year... and then
<Kachunk!><Kachunk!>
he stamped both passports and handed them back to us.
I held the passports in my hand and just looked at them in wonder.
We were in!

We board the aircraft, I show her to her seat and...
There are no TV monitors.

This is one of the new policies that are put in place to benefit us!
The customer!
Now we don't have to suffer with a convenient TV mounted on a seat back
(or in this case on the bulkhead in front of us.)
No! Now we can use our own electronics to watch programming!
Isn't that great?
Provided, of course that you have your own electronics.
And if you don't, why don't you?
What? Are you living in the stone age or something?
Get some electronics! Any electronics! As long as it's new and cutting edge!
And don't be a jerk and have yesterday's model.
Only today's model will do! Tomorrow's would be better.
And if you are a loser without electronics,
they'll gladly rent some to you. Isn't that nice?


I love how airlines cut services and then trumpet these cutbacks
as if they're doing something wonderful for you.

At some point, we were offered something to eat.
Kay wasn't sure what she wanted to eat.
Either the turkey & provolone bun or the ham & swiss wrap.
She neatly solved that problem by telling me:
"I'll order the ham, you order the turkey, and if I don't like the ham, we'll switch."

That right there, ladies and gents, is the definition of being a parent.
She took a bite of her wrap,
then a bite of my turkey bun
and decided to go with the wrap.
She did offer me a bite of her wrap, to even the playing field.
I didn't bother to tell her that her team had already won the toss.



Have I mentioned yet that it was hot out?
And humid?
And hot and humid?
And humid and hot?


We swam upstream to our resort wing.

ougrad86 - caught flight, top floor, ready - 6 points

Bonus points round two.
Tomorrow, (actually... considering the time, it was today.)
we're off to AK.
1. I have to be up before 10:00 to call housekeeping,
but what time does Kay get up?

2. The first ride we do becomes one of Kay's favourite rides (top 4).
What ride is it?

3. What common snack do we both try for the first time?
(The hint there is it's not specific to AK, but widely available.)

Good for Kay! Glad she picked up on how serious it was. Although I doubt if he looked like he was joking around.

Can't believe they took the monitors out! What about the people who don't know how to even work rental electronic devices (like my mom and MIL? - got my mom a tablet, and tried our best, but she never got far past solitaire). We fly in January - guess I need to make sure my iPad is charged up!

I've done that same thing with DS many times - even this last trip, he was 18 and officially an adult, but still gave him the option! That is one of those things about being a parent.

Yes....hot, hot, hot. That is why I haven't been able to bring myself to try Disney in summer. I can barely handle the humidity here in Virginia (I'm from Wisconsin), I can't imagine it there. For me, it is akin to walking out the door into a wet washcloth - and the air is thick...ick. I like the swimming upstream - that's a very good description.

Yeah, I got points! Got to the last report too late! Not too good with sucking up and flattery, but glad to be on the board!

Ok, my guesses - you pull her kicking and screaming from her bed at 9:45 because you MIGHT have to be out by ten (in her defense, she is a teenager!).

I think Everest is her favorite rides, because the two teenagers I travel with love it and one night rode it 7 times in a row! And I was with them for each one!

Wanted to say Mickey bars, but can't believe you never tried one before. So...maybe...Dole Whip? Gotta keep with the frosty theme, because it is so hot. If nothing else, it has to be something cold.

Hope I formatted this right! Don't fall down any more stairs, not good for your back - or leg - or finger....

Carol
 
Lemme guess, you're hungry too.

As in I glued my mouth shut? How stupid do you think I am?
Like I would take this glue bottle, here. And not only put it on my hands, but on my mmpfff....
Moh, crapff.... helpff...
 
Oh my gosh - so sorry. I have some balance issues, this is one of my biggest fears.

Don't come over until I finish the deck.
Well, you can come over, just don't go out our back door, okay?
Don't know why you would, pool's closed.


At least you didn't reinjure your back, I guess.

You have no idea how relieved I am at that.
It gets pretty depressing after a while.
Of course now I can move even less, because of my leg, but...



Ah. Just... poop.

The leg sounds terrible, glad it wasn't broken, and that finger, but man you must hurt.

It ain't good, but it isn't broken. Bright side, right?
And the finger is fine now. Must've jammed or twisted it a bit, but it's back to normal now.

And yes. I hurt.
But all things considered, not all that bad.
Just the leg now... and the other one a bit since it's doing all the work.
But not a big deal.


I saw where you mentioned it was getting better though. Those things take so long to clear up. I was surprised you posted the update...since it hurts to sit...

I pretty much had to!
The natives were getting restless.


And yes... it hurt to sit.
That's what I do for my readers.
Suffer for them.



After all, why should you guys be the only ones suffering from my writing???

Good for Kay! Glad she picked up on how serious it was. Although I doubt if he looked like he was joking around.

Yeah, I think she instinctively knew that now was not the time for sarcasm.

Can't believe they took the monitors out! What about the people who don't know how to even work rental electronic devices (like my mom and MIL? - got my mom a tablet, and tried our best, but she never got far past solitaire). We fly in January - guess I need to make sure my iPad is charged up!

I thought the same thing. Pretty much everyone knows how to work a TV... but a tablet?
Forget it.


I'm not a fan of this move (you may have noticed.)

I've done that same thing with DS many times - even this last trip, he was 18 and officially an adult, but still gave him the option! That is one of those things about being a parent.

::yes::

Yes....hot, hot, hot. That is why I haven't been able to bring myself to try Disney in summer. I can barely handle the humidity here in Virginia (I'm from Wisconsin), I can't imagine it there. For me, it is akin to walking out the door into a wet washcloth - and the air is thick...ick.

Yep. I tried to get her to pick a different time of year, but she wouldn't budge.
Well, obviously we survived the experience, so I guess it wasn't that bad.
I hope to talk about this more towards the end of the trip.


I like the swimming upstream - that's a very good description.

I thought so too! :laughing:

Yeah, I got points! Got to the last report too late! Not too good with sucking up and flattery, but glad to be on the board!

So those are things you can work on... and who better to suck up to and flatter than me?

I mean, am I right?

Of course I'm right.

Ok, my guesses - you pull her kicking and screaming from her bed at 9:45 because you MIGHT have to be out by ten (in her defense, she is a teenager!).

I think Everest is her favorite rides, because the two teenagers I travel with love it and one night rode it 7 times in a row! And I was with them for each one!

Wanted to say Mickey bars, but can't believe you never tried one before. So...maybe...Dole Whip? Gotta keep with the frosty theme, because it is so hot. If nothing else, it has to be something cold.

Noted.

Hope I formatted this right! Don't fall down any more stairs, not good for your back - or leg - or finger....

You did and I hope I don't and it isn't for any part of me!
 
Reminds me of a joke.
To avoid the No Politics of the DIS, I'll let you fill in the blanks.
Just think of two countries that don't particularly like each other.
One good, one bad.


The presidents/prime ministers/kings of two opposing countries are at a meeting.
Things are not going well.
There is much shouting and finger pointing going on.
Suddenly a Genie appears and, hoping to ease the tensions, offers them each one wish.
The leader of the "bad" country decides that he's had enough with everyone and just wants to be left alone.
"I wish for a 500 foot wall to surround my country! With no way in or out!"
The genie grants his wish. He then turns to the leader of the "good" country.
"And what is your wish?"


"Fill it with water."
:rotfl2:
 
The rule on their website states that customs just has to be suitably convinced.
I think he could see by the "deer in the headlights" expression on my face that
I was probably just some Schmo who was too stupid to bring a letter.

Oh, well it's no problem then! I don't know about you, but I can play dumb really really well for some reason.:thumbsup2

Annie Hall instead of Star Wars.
Heck, English Patient instead of Fargo.

:sad2:

Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan...the list goes on.

I actually tried watching the English Patient once. I've never seen a movie before that was 3 hours long and yet nothing happened.

Those aren't pillows!!!!!

Hey! How about them Bears?

Heck of a game, heck of a game...
 












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