Can you credit it?

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

There's a squirrel 🐿 up a tree in the garden nobbling us with acorns. The dog's going nuts (literally). What can I do?

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

Just embrace it.

We see a lot of squirrels in the back yard, and the dog goes "nuts" over them. In fact, she will stop what she is doing and run to the glass doors just to bark at them. It is funny because you can say the word squirrel and she will perk up. Barking at squirrels is her true passion.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

The annoying thing is that I am getting pelted with nuts every time I go into our yard. My yard, squirrel, not yours!

 

[Mysterian]

There's a squirrel 🐿 up a tree in the garden nobbling us with acorns. The dog's going nuts (literally). What can I do?

Not to be a Grammar Goebbels, but I googled "Nobbling" and now there's new context to your situation.

 

[GreatLakes]

You need an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. Just don't shoot your eye out.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

You need an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. Just don't shoot your eye out.

Actually, not joking, I remember seeing online a person firing a FN shotgun and CLEARLY having no idea what he was doing. Must have got a black eye on the first shot

 

[sam_gordon]

 

[Cadiewampus]

There's a squirrel 🐿 up a tree in the garden nobbling us with acorns. The dog's going nuts (literally). What can I do?

Get a pellet gun