Well beauty it was like this.
I was sitting in the living room eating popcorn and watching "The Bone Collector" with the lights down low.
Nothing could have scared me more than what happened next.
Then the doorbell rang it was UPS with a huge package. I signed for it, and proceeded to open it up. I guess I should have been nervous since the box had air holes, and there were shhh noises and giggles coming from inside.
But I'm a brave soul, so I opened it up and Boomshanka out popped the Three Caballeros and Dom, The first blonde Leslie yelled out you have been Zinged, they handed me a pin, and then I had to drive them to Disney World and take them shopping.
Oh and by the way you have to pay for all purchases, food, lodging, whatever, thats why you want to find somebody to Zing so you can ship them away.
But wait there's more they get to pick the region you ship them to, and this time they wanted Paris. (Paris pins you know)
Do you know how hard it is to get a pin trading buddy in Paris, ever since the pins came out, they are all in hiding for fear of people asking them to get pins.
So now you know why I offer pins to people I'm looking for victims' err I mean friends to send them this wonder thing called a zing.
So last night I found a sucker err I mean a fellow pin trader to share this fun and exiting thing called a zing.
Once you zing you become a zinger and you can say you have Zinged and now are free. But be nice because you could get zinged back, then you would be twice zung.
The formula goes like this if you are Zinged you become a zinged one, when you zing IE you have Zung, and are now a zinger that was a zingie, if you zing a friend you're a friendly zinger, zing another pintrader and you become a Zagnut zinger, zing a family member and your out of the will. But never get zung by a zinger zingie because that would a double negative zing zang and you have to appeal to the zingzing board as to how to unsung you zinger.
Get it now it's easy.
P.S Pierre when you open the box Dom likes to yell surprise and take pictures so act surprised ok. Thanks
Oh and Leslie you left your walkman here I'll ship it to paris.