I don't have the menus, sorry, but I do have a comment on the "weird" food. I happen to be a somewhat picky eater. I like most things simple and plain. I did find the dinner meals to be on the fancier side, but, there were enough choices to get SOMETHING simple. I think I even ate something from the kids menu one night. There are multiple choices each evening in the appetizer, salad, main dish, and dessert courses. You will be able to find something you like! Don't be afraid to ask for a special request because they will accomodate when they can! For instance, on one pasta and chicken dish, I asked for all brocolli for my mixed vegetables, and they did it no problem. Good Luck!