Then two of them left and the girl that remained said she was supposed to tell stories but didn't know any and asked if anyone knew any stories - no one did. Then she said let's sing some songs. Well, she started to sing a couple of songs but couldn't remember how to finish any of them, actually - barely started any of them. She was very friendly, but clearly out of her league here. Plus, it seemed like she had been drinking prior to coming out to do this (not that I cared, but she was sitting so close to the wood that she was trying to start on fire that when she poured some lighter fluid on it I thought she was going to go up in flames).