Okay the last days…..
Once again, perfect with no plans and no
DDP and some - want to go here? Want to go there? Yes. No. Maybe. Later. Okay. There’s absolute perfection in hanging out.
This picture kills two bird with one stone. What a saying, eh?
ONE - It’s a hint to what new activity I REALLY enjoyed at WDW. Something I’ve never done. Any guesses? Come on - someone guess - entertain me. It's at Epcot and my look here is totally in vogue with this activity.
And TWO - it represents the eye/skin issue I mentioned earlier at AKV. Notice the glasses. I didn’t wear the glasses inside to be a diva. Although I do LOOK like quite the diva by refusing to simply turn the camera around to give Jean some space. I am not a fan of horizontal pictures. I’m just not. I know. I realize – strange. But I whacked Jean out of pictures one too many time this trip.
Note to self – there are people at WDW that can press buttons on point and shoot cameras. Really, there are.
I wore the glasses inside because every trip down there – after ONE sleep – I look like someone punched me in the eyes.
Eyes and skin are bothered at every WDW resort, every
DVC resort – heck at a lot of motels – hotels – Holiday Inn – that’s an old time rap, eh?
You know bleach, cleaning products etc. You know the reason there are suddenly purple pillowcases at AKV. There's not. I of course bring my own every trip to attempt to fight the bleach. I fail. Every time.
So eye issues.
Unfortunately - unfortunately because I love it there - AKV takes the cake.

It really is the worse for me in this regard. How do I explain without sounding like a complete nutcase?
Sighing, I don’t. I AM a nutcase around this issue.
Are you ready?
WHERE ARE THE BUGS?
Not these kind of bugs.
The real little annoying pesky creatures. The ones Disney does not employ.
WHERE ARE THE BUGS?
It’s Florida. Do you have any friends in Florida? Ask them about their homes – they share them with bugs. Inside – share them.
WHERE ARE THE BUGS?
Where are the bugs at WDW resorts? Have you given it any thought?
Well, I have. LOTS.
Because I have a theory that these bugs - or lack there of - are a link to the problem.
My theory:
There is a man or woman at WDW that has a top secret job. And it’s not the male tinkerbell.
Their sole job is to SUCK EVERY BIT OF MOISTURE THAT EVER EXISTED IN THE AIR - EVER - OUT.
They’ve invented a machine – these air engineers. A machine that says no moisture must be in WDW resort air.
Yes, I’m aware – dehumidifiers.

But whatever they use at WDW must be the KING of all dehumidifiers.
And in return NO BUGS but a very unhappy Lisa and Jean.
And the master technician of these engineers works - in my crazy head - at AKV.
No moisture in any suite. Animals at AKV but no bugs. Think about it. BUGS ADORE animals. ADORE them. But not one comes indoors? Not one. What's wrong with these bugs?
I'll tell you - they can sense it's a desert.
So my eyes and my skin – it’s ugly and that’s all I’m going to say. And I drink a boatload of water - so don't throw out those lines to me.
Someone on their summer trip – feel you skin outside or get your loved one to – and then go in to your suite and redo after an hour. Do it. Test me. I’m strong.
And also do you suddenly feel like you might get a muscle pull? Eh? Huh? Do you?
Check it out.
And you’ll see I’m not a nutcase.
You’ll see.
