Burial at sea

[mylilnikita]

Ok funny story but kind of not:
So my mom donated her body to science and when they were done they c remarked her and sent me what used to be here.

These plans were made years before thankfully ( disclaimer always have a back up plan if planning to donate body as they may not take body for various reasons).

So she wanted to scattered over the family plot.
So I go to there and it starts sprinkling ok no problem.
I decide hey we aren’t far from her home she grew up in it was getting dark. This isn’t even 2 minutes away . It starts raining buckets . In my infinite wisdom lol I decide to do a drive by the wind was kicking up.
It rained non stop til I got home 20 minutes later I pick my daughter up and we go to 7-11. I get out of the car and there she was scared on the side of my car.
I couldn’t believe it even with all the rain I had to go hoise my driver door down . I started laughing because she always made fun of how I met my cars .

There was some left after that fun trip and I took her to a place where we actually had good memories together and it’s also known for being “haunted” Williamsburg Virginia is crazy haunted due to all the stuff that went on.

 

[John VN]

The urn has to be thrown unopened to prevent someone on the ship getting a face full of my parents ashes.

If you go this route, abide by the regulations and don't forget the -- “Bon voyage!”

BTW - Enjoy the cruise.

 

[dvcgirl67]

My in laws live in the basement. Didn’t want to end up with four urns down there.

When I first read this....I thought you were referring to your in-laws....lol! I remember you saying in other posts that they live in your basement. hahaha.

 

[princesscinderella]

if it were me being 'chucked' i would appreciate the chuckers joining in song, maybe something along the lines of-



*who lives in a shipping tube under the sea? gram and grandpa. gram and grandpa, gram and grandpa..... (and then if someone had a little whistle they could do the end of the song with)



*sung to the theme of sponge bob square pants

I was also thinking a fun sea shanty being sung or a dirty limerick. Or you could share some NSFW stories about Grandma and Grandpa. After my mom passed my dad shared some with me and the grandkids to their horror.