Breaking news terror alert in Chicago

[manning]

The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

 

[Buckalew11]

The Bears are the only pro football that DH likes but he's not following them like he used to. This cracked me up!

 

[redlight]

Whew, I'm glad this is a joke.

 

[OK!]

My ex-BF is one of the Bears' beat writers for the Chicago Sun-Times and used to LOVE harassing me about the Rams' "performance" on a given weekend. Of course, he can certainly still do that (and who would blame him?!), but it's nice to be able to give a little back.

 

[marlynnp]

 

[Chicago526]

Based on how they've been playing, I'm surprised to learn they actually practice....

 

[ogreenlee]

dang, that scared me!! LOL

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

You had me worried! I was thinking something happened to Oprah.

 

[Imzadi]

The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

I hope they aren't going to use this as an excuse that they've all been traumatized from this incident.

 

[mamajoan]

My ex-BF is one of the Bears' beat writers for the Chicago Sun-Times and used to LOVE harassing me about the Rams' "performance" on a given weekend. Of course, he can certainly still do that (and who would blame him?!), but it's nice to be able to give a little back.

OP... LMAO... love da Bears.. but they do look a bit lost as of late...

OK! oh dear---- the Rams... Looks like Bolger is out now.. and Boller is in....

I am begining to wonder what it must feel like to be a Saint's or Viking's fan... how it must feel to look forward to Sunday NFL games!

oh well.. there is ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!

 

[minniecarousel]

Coulda substituted "Raiders" for Bears, but the Raiders finally won one on Sunday. But it's been a dismal football season in the Bay Area, with the 49ers screwing up too.

 

[HERSEY]

Based on how they've been playing, I'm surprised to learn they actually practice....

You mean they pratice to get this bad!

 

[agnes!]

Are you sure that this wasn't all a misprint?...

and the team in question is actually the Redskins ?

agnes!

 

[Pugsley]

Are you sure that this wasn't all a misprint?...

and the team in question is actually the Redskins ?

agnes!

LOL. I just changed it to the Redskins/Jim Zorn and emailed it to my friends.

 

[Darsa]

OMG that cracked me up!

 

[Nik's Mom]

I love the Bears! That joke was harsh, but very funny!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I have to tell you, working in NYC I didn't find this funny at all. Well sort of, once I realized it was a joke, but we don't take this stuff lightly.

 

[Pugsley]

I have to tell you, working in NYC I didn't find this funny at all. Well sort of, once I realized it was a joke, but we don't take this stuff lightly.

I have to agree...good joke but BAD thread title.

 

[Nik's Mom]

I have to agree...good joke but BAD thread title.

A better title may have been Breaking news about Chicago Bears. I can see how the title would bother people. The joke itself is fine.

 

[pearlieq]

I have to agree...good joke but BAD thread title.

Kinda what I was thinking. Funny joke, thread title in poor taste these days.