Bow-Lingual Dog Translator (yes, really)

[FergieTCat]

I was online shopping and came across this:

NEW! Bow-Lingual® Dog Translator
Was $99.99; Outlet Price $79.99 As seen on the Today Show!

What's pestering your pooch?

Find out with the Bow-Lingual translator! It analyzes your dog's bark to determine which of his six emotions he is feeling. Whether your dog is happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive or needy, the Bow-Lingual will provide a phrase based on the emotion, to let you know what he is trying to say. As your pet's advocate and best friend, you not only want to make sure your dog is healthy and safe, but that he's happy too!

The Bow-Lingual features include:
bark translator
body language guide
home alone mode
ten training tips
medical reference
set-up guide
pre-programming for 84 breeds
mixed breeds customization feature

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I don't know about you dog owners, but I can usually figure out what Fergie is trying to "say" at any given time. Usually a choice of: "Feed me!", "Stop bothering me, I'm trying to sleep", "Why must we have another cat?" and the ever-popular "Get off the fire escape, you blanking pigeon!!"

Are dogs that much more complicated?

 

[KathyTX]

Just in case anyone has to have this, here's the link to it:

Bow-Lingual Dog Translator

I'm not ordering one. I already know that all I'd hear from Sambuca is "When's dinner? when's dinner? when's dinner? I want dinner! Gimme dinner!"

Ah, the joys of Lab ownership! You never have to wonder what they're thinking.

 

[Carl]

I saw this demonstrated on several TV shows. The last one was the Ellen Degenerres show. She barked into the device herself. LOL.