Boots?

[liv luvs disney]

I hava big head,, what does that mean ?

It means you have a big head. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[2goofycampers]

I hava big head,, what does that mean ?

You don't look good in hats.

 

[AuburnJen92]

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I have an enormous thumb.

 

[ntsammy5]

I have a HUGE...... oh never mind.

 

[ntsammy5]

Jim is a freak of nature

There Jen, I fixed it for you.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I love you MAN!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Belt buckle??? You know what they say about that... Then your pants won't fall down!

How bout when you drink Tequila ?

 

[Just Beachy]

How bout when you drink Tequila ?

I've heard Tequila makes some folks' clothes fall off.... Well, according to Joe Nichols, anyway.

 

[disney92]

OMG!!! So glad I came over for a visit.. Just the laughs I needed today!!!!

BTW, I have 'Uggs" they are the best boots for cold Pa weather.

 

[homebrew2]

I wear size 16 boots, do you have any idea how hard it is to find them???

If Ya'll have a big flood your family could boat to safety in one of 'em,
you got to always look on the bright side

 

[3gr8kids]

Jim liked the Army boots,,,
and the food.

I know somebody's mother who wore army boots

I wear size 16 boots, do you have any idea how hard it is to find them???

ummm, John? You're looking in the wrong places. Perhaps a sporting goods store that sells skis and accessories? Dang.....16?

You don't look good in hats.

I don't look good in hats, either!

OMG!!! So glad I came over for a visit.. Just the laughs I needed today!!!!

ME TOO!!! This has to be one of the funniest threads in a while. I'm sorry I can't add to it - although, I did ALMOST buy a pair of boots today, but they only had the left foot of my size (it was the display) and me and two employees couldn't find the right one. I suppose if I were Jim, it might have been to my advantage, but...
Too bad. They were REALLY cute, AANNDD I had a coupon! sniff, sniff, nevermind. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

 

[RvUsa]

I know somebody's mother who wore army boots

ummm, John? You're looking in the wrong places. Perhaps a sporting goods store that sells skis and accessories? Dang.....16?

Too bad. They were REALLY cute, AANNDD I had a coupon! sniff, sniff, nevermind. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Ha ha, ski's, never heard that one before... LOL

Watch who's boots you sniff, it could be deadly.

 

[Judy in Texas]

Ha ha, ski's, never heard that one before... LOL

Watch who's boots you sniff, it could be deadly.

I had a cat once (not named Puss) that loved to fall asleep with her head in my ex's military combat boots. They smelled HORRIBLE! I guess that's why she was a bit "off center".

 

[mamaloya]

I've heard Tequila makes some folks' clothes fall off.... Well, according to Joe Nichols, anyway.

That's why I avoid Tequila!!!! I told Joe to keep it quiet, but he has a big mouth.

 

[3gr8kids]

Do you all think we frightened the OP away? Poor soul, probably never even knew what hit them, lol.

 

[Judy in Texas]

Do you all think we frightened the OP away? Poor soul, probably never even knew what hit them, lol.

I sent them a message and told them they needed to come back to see the flow of silliness they started.

 

[des1954]

Kinky Boots

Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman
(Boop boop, boop boop)
Her: Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(Boop boop)
Him: Kinky boots,
Him: It's a manly kind of fashion that you borrowed from the brutes,
Her: Borrowed from the brutes,
(Boop boop)
Her: Kinky boots.
Her: Fashion magazines say wear 'em,
Him: And you rush to obey like the women in a harem. Her: Full length, half length,
Him: Fully fashion calf length,
Her: Brown boots, black boots,
Him: Patent leather jackboots,
Her: Low boots, high boots,
Him: Lovely lanky thigh boot,
Her: We all dig those boots.
Her: Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(Boop boop)
Her: Kinky boots,
Him: And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits,
Her: You wear boots, boots, kinky boots.
(Boop boop, boop boop)
Her: There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots, kinky boots,
Him: Puss in boots,
Him: Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits,
Her: Gathering the fruits,
(Boop boop)
Her: Kinky boots.
Her: Advertising men say try 'em,
Him: And you all run amok like a flock of sheep to buy 'em.
Her: Sweet girls, street girls,
Him: Frumpy little beach girls,
Her: Square girls, cool girls,
Him: Sexy little schoolgirls,
Her: Maiden aunties,
Him: Major debutantes,
Her: They all dig those boots.
Her: Everybody's rushin' for those Russian boots,
Him: Prussian boots,
(Boop boop)
Her: Kinky boots,
Both: Cover up those slender little tender foots with kinky slinky,
Him: Leather is so kinky,
Her: Come and get those kinky boots, boots, kinky boots.