I hold the opposite opinion of the surrey bikes. If you think to yourself “hey! that looks fun!” That’s just your mind playing tricks on you. It’s not fun! It’s torture. There are two bridges that are about the size of Everest. (I swear they grow once you mount the surrey bike) In order to make it up them you have to be going at light speed. Just try going at light speed with 8 million people on the boardwalk that you have to try not to run over. Then, if you are lucky enough to get to the top of the hill without having to do the push the surrey bike up the hill walk of shame, you go careening down the other side, and again have to not run over people. It’s frankly terrifying and exhausting. Certainly not for the unfit.
As for things I do like, the two performers on the boardwalk that we saw were great. Ample Hills and the Bakery are both delicious. The community hall has a free pin ball machine and Galaga and Mrs. Pac-Man.