Blonde Year In Review

[AngienLuLu]

Blonde's Year in Review

January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March- Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...Box said "2-4 years!"

April- Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June- Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???

October- Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel.

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December- Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!





LOL!!!!!!

 

[Captain Brain]

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Me = blonde moments.

Blonde moments = all the time.

 

[AngienLuLu]

Me = blonde moments.

Blonde moments = all the time.

lol me too I have my blonde moments...

~Lu

 

[Sparx]

heh. thats cute. thanks for sharing!

 

[BeachBabi0]

at first, i thought you were talking about yourself, untill you got to the march/april ones! wow..i guess brunettes have blonde moments, too!

 

[Captain Brain]

I have what I call, CB moments. I have several a day, and I can't stop!

 

[AngienLuLu]

at first, i thought you were talking about yourself, untill you got to the march/april ones! wow..i guess brunettes have blonde moments, too!

LOL!! I probably will be some of those things in the near future. lol

~Lu

 

[BeachBabi0]

ive been having blonde moments all day...cut my lip on my viola, dropped my books several times, flew papers across the room..it was funny at first...

 

[Lil_Tink]

These seem to familar.

 

[Princess Ash]

HAHA, omg...I am so blonde I didn't even get the Jigsaw Puzzle joke...
WOW

I also thought that it really was about you...I'm a retard ...wait no...I'm blonde...

 

[Vannah]

Me=
So, I don't have blond moments. I have "Savannah" moments.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

That would be me, on the escalator.

I've fallen down them, not once, but twice, at my "home" airport on the way to Florida in July.

Did I mention it was going down?

 

[Mickey1122]

I know someone who actually did the ones about the jigsaw puzzle and the labels!!!!!!!! You may remember my thread abou the girl in English class. To refresh you she thought that the word "today" was a verb because it has a "to" in front of it. And she actually bragged about the jigsaw!

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

lmao.
those are too funny.

 

[AngienLuLu]

HAHA, omg...I am so blonde I didn't even get the Jigsaw Puzzle joke...
WOW

I also thought that it really was about you...I'm a retard ...wait no...I'm blonde...

LOL ME TOO! It me a few seconds to get the jigsaw joke! lol

 

[meeshheartsdisney217]

i don't get the m&m ones.



since i'm having a blonde moment....explination please?

 

[AngienLuLu]

This blonde thinks that the hard outer shell of the M&M is a wrapper, and she needs to unwrap it to get to the chocolate. -hehe-

~LuLu

 

[polysisterchick]

lol, that's amazing

 

[Princess Ash]

This blonde thinks that the hard outer shell of the M&M is a wrapper, and she needs to unwrap it to get to the chocolate. -hehe-

~LuLu

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't even try to analyze that.......shhhessshhh