Blonde Joke

Tinkerbelle739

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Had to share this joke my husband emailed me this morning :rotfl2:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A blonde called her old boyfriend and said,
"Please come over here and help me. I have
a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out
or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?" The blonde said,
"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help
with the puzzle. She let him in and showed
him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked
at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate
and then............",

he sighed, ..
>
> ........
>
> .......
>
> .......
>
> .......
>
> ......
>
"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
 

That was funny. heheheheheheheh :rotfl: :rotfl:
-Sarah
 


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