Birth control pills (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When
the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd
like to have some birth-control pills."

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then
said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old.
What possible use could you have for birth control
pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the
world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my
granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep
better at night."
 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
 












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