Bi-partisan weekend photo caption contest!

Mugg Mann

"Just the facts, ma'am"
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This one was too good to pass up!

Have fun with a caption for this picture. I have a couple of ideas, but I'll let folks have at it first...

And remember, in case of prizes, ties will be rewarded!

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"Can this stuff be made to be smoked?"
 
Bipartisan? Okay, I have a couple ....

"Hmm ... smells like a combination of Bill Clinton's jogging socks and Ronald Reagan's hair spray."

"You're sure this will make me more coherent?"
"That, or turn you into such a raging liberal Jesse Jackson would seem like Jesse Helms."
 
for the Right: "Smells like Freedom!"
for the left: "So that's what Bar-B-Que sauce smells like". Look at the Flasks on the left.
 

"Now, you're absolutely sure that if we sprinkle this on the ground in Iraq it'll make the WMDs appear?!?"
 
"Will this turn me White and Nerdie like you?"
 
No, Mr President, we need them to DRINK the kool-aid.
 
You're right...asparagus DOES make your pee smell funny.
 
Mugg, I don't know if you ever saw Austin Powers "The Spy who Shagged me". There's a scene where they get a stool sample from Dr. Evil's henchman Fat Bast*** and have it in beakers, just like the leftside of your photo. Austin Powers mistakes it for the morning coffee, much to the dismay of the lab workers. That's what the photo reminds me of. I got the actual quotes from the movie and I'm just going to rename the players involved, just for you! (I also got to change a word or the filter won't allow it through)




The President picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bas*** inside]
President: Basil, this coffee smells like crap.
Basil: It *is* crap, Mr President.
President: Oh, good then it's not just me.
[Drinks]
President: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.

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What's going on Mugg? I haven't heard anything else on this thread since I posted. What am I? The official DIS thread killer? Or maybe you liked my post so well that you went to Blockbuster and rented "The Spy who Shagged Me". So you could truly appreciate my humor.:lmao:
 
I can only speak for me, Disneyfan...I promised Mrs. Mugg & the Muggette that I would be all theirs yesterday to do with as they please since I had to work just about every waking hour through their February vacation week.

They were only too happy to take advantage of that offer!

Now, back to the contest....

"There you go, Mr. President....essence of Gravitas!"
 
"So this will make Dick Smile?"
 

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