Best e-mail of 1999 -

[WDWfan uk]

( This was posted on the old UK CB board and I received it again recently in my mail and thought it might raise a smile)


TENDJEWBERRYMUD


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room service : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room service : "Ow July den?"

Guest : "What??"

Room service : "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

Guest : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room service : "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest : "Crisp will be fine."

Room service : "Hokay. An San tos?"

Guest : "What?"

Room service : "San tos. July San tos?"

Guest: "I don't think so"

Room service : "No? Judo one toes??"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room service: : "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
inglish mopping webother?"

Guest : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room service : "We bother?"

Guest : "No...just put the bother on the side."

Room service : "Wad?"

Guest : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room service : "Copy?"

Guest : "Sorry?"

Room service : "Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room service : "One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest : "Whatever you say"

Room service : "Tendjewberrymud"

Guest: Sorry? What?"

Room service : "Tendjewberrymud"

Guest : "OoooH, you're welcome"

 

[WDWfan uk]

LOL! A word was censored by the profanity checker ! Where the three asterisks are - this is another name for a donkey

 

[BevS97]

ROFLOL - That was funny the first time, and still has me giggling.

Bev

 

[rob@rar.org.uk]

ROFLMAO!

It helps if you say it out loud

Regards

Rob

 

[SpottyDog]

and folk say ah tark funnie !!

 

[Hilary]

ROFLMAO!

Priceless!!!!

 

[squitty]

Just what I needed to cheer me up!!

Ta

 

[Mrs Dazzle]

Shirley

SO funny. I could hear myself saying it out loud

 

[Amazing-grace]

Still just as funny

 

[drennan]

First time I have seen it, but god did it put a smile on my face this morning

ttfn

 

[kazzie]

I remember that one.Its still hilarious

 

[Mad4WDW]

ROFL! Thanks for the laugh!

Paul