Beige /tan pants ...don't wear them (women only)

[MushyMushy]

Girl, I heard about these great new pants on another---

oh wait, can't talk about other forums. Oh well. I hear target has a nice selection.

Oh come on! Miracle pants are worth the points. I'll take the hit for ya!

 

[Vivianne]

So what am I supposed to match my chocolate brown top with? Now I'm afraid they'll think I'm half-nekked wearing my tan pants.

 

[solferino]

OMG, the thought someone was naked thing happened to DH one day when he was on a bike ride. He was laughing like a fool when he was telling me the story. Then that night he got a call and had to go to that house and he discovered that she really wasn't naked. He's seen it all work and sadly enough, naked people seem to be kind a ongoing thing when he's going on a call.

 

[Bella the Ball 360]

I thought I would bring this back for those who had to work yesterday and missed it. It is a warning no one should ignore! But then again the poster who brought in the foot wide muffin top to the discussion has a point too. WAIT...huge muffin top and beige pants both at the same time spells

 

[delilah]

I learned that certain shade of beige would make you look naked years ago. I had a beige dress at the time (I was about 27 yo). To put it delicately, I have always been well-endowed and a bit top heavy, and this particular dress was tight in that particular area. Fortunately, I looked in the mirror before I left the house, and never wore that particular dress again. It would be more embarrassing, I think, to publicly appear topless, especially if you know how modest I am in person.

 

[cccm]

Never knew this. Thanks alot now I am going to be obscessed with it. Going to be looking at alot of folks I never gave a second thought to. I have tan pants. Wonder what I look like. Can't ask DH he is oblivious.

 

[Planogirl]

So, don't wear tight pants. Just a thought.

 

[Stitchfans]

Yesterday when I was flipping through the channels on tv I came across Ellen Degeneres show. There was a guy who ran across the stage in beige binki underwear. For a minute I swore he was naked. But when Ellen said I'd like to see that again knew for sure he wasn't.

 

[freakylick]

That explains why my tips at work at much higher when i wear my tighter pants...I have no choice really tan is the color we must wear.

 

[Liberty Belle]

I wear them, but I don't wear any of my pants tight, except for jeans.

 

[Jeanny]

I dunno; might be a nice distraction from the foot-wide muffin top hanging over the waist.