Beauty and the Beast on WWOD!

[Engr-Chas]

Did you see it last Sunday? Didn't Gaston steal the show! He is soo talented, I mean he can sing, he can dance, after all dude he's in France! He tries to do the right thing and marry the wierd Belle chick but she turns him down for a fury thing with claws, too kinky for me! Then that "hair ball" kills poor Gaston as he tries to rescue Belle from herself. That poor unfortunate soul...oops wrong movie .

Three Cheers for Gaston!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the "Rose" colored glasses (I'm on a roll!)

 

[BeautyLLM]

No one whines like Gaston
No one cries like Gaston
No one moans and groans and complains like Gaston.
There is no one who's really as foolish
As Gaston or his side kick LeFou
(well, unless you consider that Blue Guy,
but that's not the right movie so big whoop tee doo)

He's so dumb that Gaston
He's so droll that Gaston
He's conceited and selfish and mean that Gaston
Though I have to admit he is handsome
It's too bad that he makes my skin crawl
But I do have to say I feel badly
All those eggs clogged his brain so he has no control.

As a villain Gaston
well, he failed that Gaston
No matter how hard that he tried that Gaston
Couldn't marry the girl that he wanted
Because he was such a buffoon
Then he tried to go after her boyfriend
It was then that he finally fell to his doom.

In the classic debate
About love versus hate
Gaston should have known he would lose the debate.

(big finish)
See, Belle's heart was won out by that hunky Prince
See ya Gaston...Au Revoir

 

[JudithM]

Leslie, that is an interesting version ofthe song !!

 

[perndwler]

Well Done GF!!!

 

[Engr-Chas]

I post an honest review of an animated film from my skewed point of view and have been attacked by the so called Queen. I meant no maliciousness toward any one person and have been stabbed in the back and mortally wounded....awe cut the crap, nice song Queenie, but payback is a B**ch!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Planning My Next Assult on the Queenie

 

[BeautyLLM]

 

[Engr-Chas]

Engr-Chas
Lord of the How Many Cups of Sugar Does it Take to Get to the Moon??