I had an epiphany today. I believe Barney, the Teletubbies and Spongebob were created by our devious parents when they would tell us "Just wait until YOU have kids" when we were supposed problem children with them.
I also think these shows were created to punish us for procreating without asking our parent's permission first. If that's the case, I'd like to really apologize to my parents and tell them I feel thoroughly and deeply punished. I really think Spongebob has been the worst punishment thus far though.

