Bad joke that made me laugh.....

vivilasvegas

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A bean and a stalk of asparagus were walking down the street, when the asparagus was run over by a truck.

They rushed the asparagus to the hospital, and the bean was pacing the floors back and forth, very worried.

Finally, the doctor came over to the bean and said:
"I've got some good news and some bad news about your friend.
The good news, he's alive. The bad news, well,
he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

:lmao: :rotfl:

everything is funny when it involves a vegetable. :teeth:
 
cardaway said:
Which is why the late night folks love the current administration. :rotfl:

:teeth:

hey, maybe I can send this joke to Jay Leno for money.....

I'll be famous....I'm going shopping. :moped:
 
hey, maybe I can send this joke to Jay Leno for money
yes, but you would have to change it to "George Bush and Dick Cheney were walking down the street..."


NOTE: This is in reaction to Cardaway's post and should not be taken as an indication of my own political beliefs, which are not the DIS's business. Thank you.
 

TDC Nala said:
yes, but you would have to change it to "George Bush and Dick Cheney were walking down the street..."
Yet the punchline remains the same :rotfl: .
 
TDC Nala said:
yes, but you would have to change it to "George Bush and Dick Cheney were walking down the street..."


NOTE: This is in reaction to Cardaway's post and should not be taken as an indication of my own political beliefs, which are not the DIS's business. Thank you.

Actually I was thinking of more of a Weekend Update like bit where they tell the Vegas' joke and then change the picture on the screen behind them (like they always do) inbetween stories.
 
cardaway said:
Actually I was thinking of more of a Weekend Update like bit where they tell the Vegas' joke and then change the picture on the screen behind them (like they always do) inbetween stories.

I did catch the beginning (online) of Bill Maher's show last week where they did the parody of Dick Cheney... :rotfl: did anyone see that??
 
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My son told me a blonde joke the other day (he's 11) and I just knew it was going to be bad....but it was actually pretty funny and still cracks me up even though it's corny LOL

A blonde walks in to the appliance store and walks over to a salesman points and says I want to buy that TV.
The salesman promptly says that they do not sell to blondes and she leaves in a huff.
The next day she comes back in the store and finds a different salesman and points and states again, I want to buy that TV.
The salesman shakes his head and says, "sorry ma'am, we have a store policy that we don't sell to blondes" and she leaves again, really mad.
The next day she comes in, but with a brown wig on and finds yet another salesman and ask again, "I want to buy that TV". He laughs and shakes his head, then politely tells her that #1 this store doesn't sell to blondes and #2 It's a microwave!

<bu duh dum> drum
 














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