Babys new word

[staley7580]

My baby learned a new word!!!! My son taught her to say "tinky" as in I made a stinky. Arent 4yo boys fab? Now my 1yo dd walks around with her hand on her hiney saying "tinky, tinky" Cant wait for her to go to the mall so she can show that off!

 

[Beth76]

That's a good one! My 5yo taught my 2yo to fake burp and say "scoozee". It's oh-so-pleasant at dinnertime. Oh and he said "bye poo poo head" to one of his friends the other day and the 2yo immediately repeated it.

 

[Iott Family]

I love love the things kids say. My poor kiddos are going to be so warped bcause when they say something like that I can help but

My toddler has gotten the nasty habit of finger in nostril. We tell him not to, that its impolite, etc. He just says " but I gots a boogy!!!" I just died the first time he said that! Totally unprovoked.
He will be talking to his dad on the phone and he will say "what you talkin' bout" when he doesnt like what daddy said.
Last night he was trying to put together his "robot" Really just some legos and dad was trying to help and he said "no, thats not right! You doin' it bad. You broked it daddy" I was just rolling.
I swear he is better than a comedy club!

 

[staley7580]

My dd is a nose picker too. She just walks around with her finger in her nose, sometimes both fingers....... I think her daddy teaches her these things.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Reminds me of the first time DS said fork.
Me: Fork! *holds up a fork*
DS: 'Poon!
Me: No dear, this is a fork. Fffuh..ooor..kuh.
DS: *f word*!
Me: No, Fork. FUH-OOOR-KUH!
DS: *f word! F word f word f word!!!*
Me:

It took awhile to train him not to say it as the f word. DH also thinks I am setting DS up to be teased at preschool because I taught him the 'wrong words' to "Row Row Row Your Boat".

TOV

 

[Tinijocaro]

What are the wrong words to Row, row, row your boat?

To the OP, at least she didn't learn to say fart. Tinky is cute!

 

[cybrkitn]

I love love the things kids say. My poor kiddos are going to be so warped bcause when they say something like that I can help but

My toddler has gotten the nasty habit of finger in nostril. We tell him not to, that its impolite, etc. He just says " but I gots a boogy!!!" I just died the first time he said that! Totally unprovoked.
He will be talking to his dad on the phone and he will say "what you talkin' bout" when he doesnt like what daddy said.
Last night he was trying to put together his "robot" Really just some legos and dad was trying to help and he said "no, thats not right! You doin' it bad. You broked it daddy" I was just rolling.
I swear he is better than a comedy club!

My DS4 still puts his finger in his nose even after we tell him not to and try to stop him. Wonder if he'll ever outgrow that

"What you talkin' bout" reminds me of the show Different Strokes. That was Arnolds favorite phrase

A few of those you mentioned above our DS says as well. His phrases up until a few months ago, were "What you say?" and "What you said?". Which he used to say pretty loud. Now it's "What?" and "I can't hear you."

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Reminds me of the first time DS said fork.
Me: Fork! *holds up a fork*
DS: 'Poon!
Me: No dear, this is a fork. Fffuh..ooor..kuh.
DS: *f word*!
Me: No, Fork. FUH-OOOR-KUH!
DS: *f word! F word f word f word!!!*
Me:

It took awhile to train him not to say it as the f word. DH also thinks I am setting DS up to be teased at preschool because I taught him the 'wrong words' to "Row Row Row Your Boat".

TOV

Do tell on the row, row song

DD4 always announces she has "butt bubbles" when passing gas

 

[Stepharoonie!]

At least your 5 year old doesn't call you at work to say hi...you hear grunting and ask what she's doing...."I'm goin' poop Mom!" Lovely.

 

[Iott Family]

My dd is a nose picker too. She just walks around with her finger in her nose, sometimes both fingers....... I think her daddy teaches her these things.

That is so funny!!!

 

[Julia M]

When oldest ds (now 14) was young, his favorite movie was the Fox and the Hound. He just loved it! But his speech wasn't clear, and it sounded like he was saying "Fu**ing Hound". My friends used to ask him his favorite movie, just to hear him say it.

I was happy when Peter Pan became his favorite movie.

Julia