Huh? What review? I wasn’t looking for those things on a
Disney cruise and complaining that they weren’t there.
We tried DCL because we hadn’t done one before and love both Disney and cruising. We wanted to experience the cruise line, because who knows? We might fall in love. However, even though we had a great cruise, we realized we missed those things I previously mentioned and they were important to our vacation.
Everyone vacations and cruises differently. I’m not putting down DCL by any means. We still love Disney, we just will probably choose to cruise elsewhere in the future.
I completely agree with your assessment that everyone vacations differently. There is nothing wrong with you saying the things you missed on another cruise. That doesn't imply that you expected them on a Disney cruise.
For our family, even with teen children, the Disney cruise just works for us. We are particular about cleanliness and service, which Disney excels in. I like the design of the ships. We aren't night owls, so we don't miss late night entertainment and have yet to even make it to the night time adult entertainment. The live shows are hit or miss, and we would definitely skip a few if we sail on the Fantasy a third time (though the recent changes might mean we see most).
I have a stressful job where I am connected all the time. Stepping onto a ship with poor and expensive internet, gives me a great reason to disconnect and enjoy time with my family. I would actually see it as a negative if Disney improved the internet situation. I also don't mind that there isn't non-stop entertainment, as I have and odd personality quirk where I don't like to feel like I am missing something on vacation (I often have nightmares leading up to vacation that we sat around all week and missed all the sites). Having limited options lets my brain say it is ok to relax and I am not missing anything important.
I agree that the food is bland, but it is good enough for a mass-produced product and I still enjoy most meals. How can they still not figure out how to make normal tasting pizza, how to season to a normal level, or dessert with a little pizazz? Another shortcoming is the extreme lack of variety on cruise itineraries. But since we are just getting back into cruising after my wife was in bed ill for five years, we have only taken two Disney cruises and still have plenty of options for new itineraries (Greece next year, and a short Baha surprise for my wife the year after to get us out of the cold/dark Utah winter, then hopefully on to Alaska and back to the Caribbean).
I enjoy seeing the many happy children on the ship, and enjoy even more that it means many of the adult areas aren't too busy since parents are often with their children.
I enjoy everyone gathered together in the room to watch a Disney classic, knowing we are all safe and happy - not many more years of that as my olders is a senior.
Overall, it is just the low-key, not too flashy, but upscale style of the cruise line that works for us. I have been on one other line and didn't enjoy it as much. But that was many many years ago, on a cheap cruise, so I am open to trying new lines sometime again. But for now, each time the choice comes up, since the extra cost is within our budget, we end up going with a product we know we will love. I only have so much vacation time in a year, so it is difficult to want to experiment too much with time that won't come around again for another year or longer if we choose non-cruise vacation time.
But, I completely understand that there are people who enjoy other cruise lines. Some people are looking for more excitement on a vacation, and Disney cruises aren't exactly that.