A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather good-looking and perky young lady
greeted him cheerfully by saying "Good Evening." Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until he
gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever seen her before. Then, she
obviously realized that a mistake had been made and apologized. She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry.
When I first saw you I thought you were the father of one of my children." She walked on her way
into the store. The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit puzzled, he thought
to himself, "What is the world coming to, an attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what
the father of her children look like." However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one
of her former suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying that she mistook him for being
the father of one of her children. A bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship? Could it be that I really fathered a child?" Still stunned, he walked to his car. He still did
not realize, of course, that she was a Sunday School teacher at his church.
For Arlene...
now how would that help me??...I think I will just chill until about May or June and then be a really squeaky wheel. BTW, Denver's not so bad! And flying Frontier, you are unlikely to have a long walk between gates since they occupy the smallest of the concourses. United, well, that's a different story!
Tripped at the office and did a Major Face Plant! Luckily was going to the Dr's for this Sinus thing to make sure that I could fly for our upcoming trip!
