August 20, 2005 - L.A. to Port Canaveral - Eastbound Repo Cruise - The SHIP OF FOOLS Part 2

[mark & sandra]

**Upcoming episode**

Sunday, November 21 at 9/8c
"Anything You Can Do"
BMWdsny is miffed when DVCmbr4's unexpected - and very sexy - houseguest (Mom2Belle&PeterPan) forces him to postpone their first official "date"; Scratch42 becomes steadily more dependent on the twins' ADD medication; Mississaugamom becomes jealous of the "other" woman in Martin's life; Eileen's kids mutiny when they learn their dad has moved out; and the enigmatic Jim comes closer to solving one of Wisteria Lane's big mysteries.

A little bio for those not following:

Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live four women whose lives are anything but idyllic. Single mom Scratch42 (Janet) hasn't had a date in forever. Bmwdsny (Melinda) is regretting her decision to leave the corporate life to raise her rowdy boys. Ex-model Mom2Belle&PeterPan (Barbara) is sleeping with the meter reader. And Mississaugamom (Arlene) is trying to reupholster her way to happiness.

 

[Grumbo]

I think we should retire from this thread and watch the raging hormones self destruct this place guys!!!!
We gentlemen provide the only staid, conservative, yet appropriate points of views on this thread. If it wasn't for us we'd be doing the Reality TV threads, soap operas, and I've got the cutest dress on sale discussions
They obviously missed the frank and honest comments we guys make as they've been whinging and whining about us being missing all day.
OK got to get back to work and earn some cash so I can get DW a glass of Zinfandel with her sub, ummm superb meal this evening.

No Paneras up here Bob but might be good on September 3rd next year

Cheers,
Grumbo

 

[EileenAmI]

Like, oh my god, like, can you believe that they, like, are talking about us like that? BTW, are there, like, any sales going, like, on right now? (insert hair flip)

Super to the max!

 

[Bmwdsny]

Ta ta, Arlene,
I know where you were lurking/posting last night...Checking out my mod job? HMMMMMM???


Diswives column:

hey, Sexy Barbara, i didn't think you have the eyes for my DH!! Stop looking at my family picture on Jason site.. Stick with the meter man!!

Despite me being a stay home mom, and oh such bratty boys i have, very much like their father! I am busy being a moderator, a very busy job!! Arlene can vouch for that, right???

Anyone else desperate to see the upcoming episodes of the Diswives???

 

[mark & sandra]

Originally posted by Bmwdsny
Ta ta, Arlene,
I know where you were lurking/posting last night...Checking out my mod job? HMMMMMM???

We all have been checking out your mod job over there Melinda!! A member of your sisterhood was kind enough to PM us the link...Mark

 

[Bmwdsny]

Originally posted by mark & sandra
We all have been checking out your mod job over there Melinda!! A member of your sisterhood was kind enough to PM us the link...Mark

Yeah, uh huh!! You have no idea where i am mod!!

DenverVal, please e mail me the picture of Mark...Gotta know what he looks like!! You have my e mail since your DD e mails my DD!!

 

[mark & sandra]

Melinda- Never and I mean NEVER underestimate a man!!!...Mark

 

[Bmwdsny]

Originally posted by mark & sandra
Melinda- Never and I mean NEVER underestimate a man!!!...Mark

AAAAAAHHHH!! You sounds just like my Bob!!! SHeeesh...you are all the same!!!!!!


DenverVal...This is really really important!! This man is EVIL!!! I do target practices and need some new good pictures!!!!

 

[Bmwdsny]

ARLENE!!!!!!

you didn't, you wouldn't!!!!! I mean we are sisters right????????
No betrayal going on right?????

 

[mark & sandra]

Sorry Melinda, but I don't PM and tell. Whichever "sister" betrayed you will remain with me on a need-to-know basis!!...Mark

 

[Bmwdsny]

SHUT UP!!!!

 

[Bmwdsny]

uh, Grumbo,

Know this song??...KING HENRY THE 8TH I AM??? I seem think that you are quite fond of him!!

 

[Grumbo]

Actually I've seen Herman's Hermits a couple of times. Peter Noone puts on a great show.
Actually we're considering putting a show on during the cruise featuring him.
Gonna call it JGERox...
Nice ring to it eh?

Cheers,
Grumbo

 

[Jazzman]

Great idea Gumbo - I was a huge Hermits fan.

Hey, why not FoolsRUS?

-Jazz

 

[Bmwdsny]

You know i was checking out some Christmas gifts for my neices and nephews on Babiesrus and Toyrus... and all of a sudden this came up...
i am thinking something like: FOOLSRUS!!

Oh what a fine name for the guys!!!

 

[Bmwdsny]

Oh my Gosh...Jazz...Did we THINK alike???????

This is so amazing!!!!

 

[Bmwdsny]

SISTERHOODS...
I need you to hold down the fort here..have to go out now..

Keep these guys in line, will you??

Arlene, read my E MAIL STAT!!!!

 

[Mom2Belle&PeterPan]

Originally posted by Bmwdsny
Diswives column:

hey, Barbara, i didn't think you have the eyes for my DH!! Stop looking at my family picture on Jason site.. Stick with the meter man!!

Melinda, not to worry! Your dh only has eyes for you his very sexy dw!!! (BTW, my poor bod and particularly tummy are not too sexy since my surgery - can't do more than walk for at least 3 more months - sigh... luckily, my dh loves me for my mind too, LOL!)

And anyway, MARK is a writer for the tabloids so although his soap stories are extremely entertaining, there is not an OUNCE OF TRUTH to any of them!!!!!!!

So, not to worry girlfriend, I'd never dis you!!! I only have eyes for my dh of 22 years, so let that be known!!!

(And BTW Mark, I am saving these "stories" on my computer in their own "Desperate DISWives folder! If it weren't a "family cruise" I'd post them up and down the stateroom hallways come August 20th!!!!! )

 

[Mom2Belle&PeterPan]

SHIP OF FOOLS SISTERHOOD ALLIANCE

1. Fearless Leader In Command – Bmwdsny (Melinda)
2. Second In Command with full authority –
Mississaugamom (Arlene)
3. Secretary of Defense – Scratch42 (Janet)
4. CEO of Security – EileenAmI (Eileen)
5. Public Relations and Correspondence - Mom2Belle&PeterPan (Barbara)
6. Fearless Comrade – DenverVal (Val)
7. Fearless Comrade – Piglet33 (Renee’)
8. Fearless Comrade – Denise W (Denise)
9. Fearless Comrade – mark & sandra (Sandra)
10. Fearless Comrade – izzinmac (Mary)
11. Fearless Comrade – gassmandy (Amanda)
12. Fearless Comrade – Luv2Dream (Lynn)
14. Fearless Comrade – Ehtpnt (Estelle)
15. Fearless Comrade – Mickeyfan1 (Marsha)
16. Fearless Comrade – Denine (Denine)
17. Fearless Comrade - AuntyBrat (Laura)
18. Fearless Comrade - ivanova (Susan)
19. Fearless Comrade - winotracy (Tracy)

(PM me if I missed anybody!)


DON'T MESS WITH US - F.A.B. FOUR – FOOLSRUS!!! You don't stand a chance! HA!

 

[mark & sandra]

You already know those wacko Desperate Dis Wives-

Then there are the men:

Hunky new neighbor Grumbo a supposedly widowed government employee who has Sratch42 and Mississaugamom vying for his attention; Jim who's just told Eileen he wants a divorce; Barbara's better half, Brian who figures he bought his wife a $15,000 diamond necklace, so she should do whatever he tells her; as for Bob, there must be a reason why he's acting so suspiciously – and why he's digging up the pool in the middle of the night!

The plot thickens--