Attack of the Killer Crocs!

[jonestavern]

Yabba babba!!!
Will I ever go back to WDW with this going on?
My new Crocs Aspens are out of control here
I am sporting a new pair of Crocs aspens, which even on my fallen arches, shoebox-sized feet, are a comfy dream
But...
the dogs are sweaty( a tip of the hat to the 'My Mom' in my head, "okay, the dogs are glowing")
so off I trot to the spa yesterday & walking up the side walk:
Pfft.. Pfft.. Pfft..
I am a hapless victim of shoe farts!
Yup, sounds just like 2 small, sibiliant ducks marching close behind moi!
Am I sentenced to sox??
Condemned to cornstarch? these Crocs are black

On the up side, providing there is no other evidence, I am furnishing my own excuse should I chance to emit socially embarassing sounds~



Sox with Crocs today!
Jean

 

[minkydog]

I guess if you wear them on a date you better wear some socks.

 

[jonestavern]

Has anyone else endured the Crocs/or other foot flatulence travail?
How did you solve it? I am thinking of drilling some holes in the Aspens~

Minkydog, if I go out on a date wearing these babies, I will have more problems than little 'shoe ducks'

DH will see to it that me & my entire Stock o' Crocs be housed, at my own expense, in my very own apartment!
Seriously, it would be quite a fight over the DVC --offspring & pets are on their own!

Jean

 

[CathrynRose]

MY EMBARRASSING SHOE FART STORY -

I had an interview for a receptionist position - probably about 19-ish.

I dressed as fancy as I could, as I did not own such business attire. I was not wearing a skirt so I did not feel any stocking-like things would be necessary. I slipped on borrowed high heels - and went to the interview.

Quiet office - boss comes out, shakes my hand and asks me to follow her to her office. In this silent room, with other hopeful applicants....

PFFFFT - PFFFFT - PFFFFFFFFFT

I was MORTIFIED. I wanted to explain, but couldnt. I was frozen in embarrassment.

I didnt get the job. They thought I had a gas-problem, apparently.

 

[ChrisnSteph]

So not only are Crocs the fugliest shoe on the planet, they also make you sound as though you're farting??? Can it get any worse than that??? I don't care how comfy a shoe may be, if it makes me sound as if I'm playing the backdoor trumpet, there ain't a snowballs chance in hell I'd wear 'em!

 

[imsorry]

So not only are Crocs the fugliest shoe on the planet, they also make you sound as though you're farting??? Can it get any worse than that??? I don't care how comfy a shoe may be, if it makes me sound as if I'm playing the backdoor trumpet, there ain't a snowballs chance in hell I'd wear 'em!

 

[lucas]

I'm sticking with the Beach version - haven't had that problem!

 

[CathrynRose]

I'm sticking with the Beach version - haven't had that problem!

Yeah - me either. Not with the Beaches...only those ugly heels I wore to that interview!

TOO FUNNY! The FUGLY FART SHOES!