Are you in Band.

[CastawayJ]

Yep, trumpet

yupers i play trumpet

Trumpet Power!!

WHOOOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Baritone/euphonium family instrument for a LOOONNNGGG time i used to play the one my grandpa played in the army band but it was getting pretty beatn up and i couldnt bare to watch it fall apart so i have a rented gold one with only 3 keys (in highschool and middle school i get one with 4 though but the one i keep at home only has 3)

alot of family brass :
cornet- over 100 years old
trumpet - idk maybe about 70 years old?
baritone - as old as it gets lol

Yeah, my guitar is missing the little string.


And no, I'm not. Though I'd like to learn Trumpet/German Trumpet/ French Horn/ Bass guitar/ Steal Drum/ and many others.

TRUMPET

 

[BabyPiglet]

No.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clarinet
4. CLARINET

1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).
2. Proof that God cares about us.
3. God's own instrument.
4. The most dedicated section in band.
5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.
6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.

Ex. 1
Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2
Devil: To torcher these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3
Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5:
Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6:
Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our butts on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaa hahhahahah.

That's how it's done.

 

[BandGeek911]

Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clarinet
4. CLARINET

1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).
2. Proof that God cares about us.
3. God's own instrument.
4. The most dedicated section in band.
5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.
6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.

Ex. 1
Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2
Devil: To torcher these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3
Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5:
Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6:
Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our butts on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaa hahhahahah.

That's how it's done.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trumpet

The most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. People hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. People diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it's just jealousy. The trumpet is the instrument of God

Haha, I'm so happy, I converted someone to the brass side.
From saxophone to mellophone.

And a flute player converted to baritone, by her free will.
The brass will over take the woodwinds!
And after that, the trumpet section will take over the whole band! mwahaha!

 

[Sparx]

How do you get a trumpet player off your doorstep?

Pay for the pizza!


(insert rimshot here)

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

1. MARCHING BAND

Life.

Where were you Friday night?
At a football game, marching at halftime.
What about Saturday?
Marching Contest.
Sunday?
Practicing for Region Band.
Monday after school? Tuesday? Every other day of the school week?
Marching practice. Come on, you think I have another life or something?

Pretty much. XD

 

[BandGeek911]

How do you get a trumpet player off your doorstep?

Pay for the pizza!


(insert rimshot here)

Ahaha!
I lovee trumpet jokes!
(No matter how degrading!)

How many drum majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



One. But nobody really watches.



How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



Five. One to screw it in, and four to say how much better they could have done it.

 

[tigger/winnie/tink]

i play a string instrument so really i don't play in band i have a cello named chelley its stupid I've played forever i love it i call it my mellocello

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clarinet
4. CLARINET

1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).
2. Proof that God cares about us.
3. God's own instrument.
4. The most dedicated section in band.
5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.
6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.

Ex. 1
Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2
Devil: To torcher these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3
Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5:
Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6:
Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our butts on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaa hahhahahah.

That's how it's done.

well all i have to say is (no offence to anyone) but unlike the flute and clarinet you have to have the right buzz and if you dont then you cant play brass
But since theres only 3 keys and trombones have a slider its much harder to play fast because you have to move your fingies the right way or slid it not too far and not too short to get the right sound.

but for clarinet and flute you have multiple keys so there for you can play fast easily.

Just an observation i made one day in band class (there was no other fellow brass players so i played with the flutes and clarinets)

 

[MadameLeota]

taken from urban dictionary
FLUTE
Sophisticated peashooter. Performs at high frequencies and can be shattering at close range.
Projectile weapon commonly used by members of various marching bands. The flute is mainly used as a blowgun or a tool to harm members of the low brass section.

meh rather boring description

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

MY NEW BAND TEACHER LOVES ME BECAUSE I PLAY THE BARITONE!!!! lol thats funny

WHOOOHOOOO

BAAANNNDDDDDDDDDDD MUUSSSIIICCCCCCC FUNNNN XD


I hope everyone enjoys band this year