Anyone have the "snowman poop" poem??

[poohlover]

I am getting ready to make some things up for our church's Christmas fair next week...I found the reindeer food mix & poem but can't find the poem about snowman poop...can anyone help?? It uses mini marshmallows I know I just can't find the poem part!

TIA!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Maybe??

http://familycrafts.about.com/cs/snowpeople/l/blsnowmpoop2.htm

 

[trappednabox]

I found a couple

1)Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!

2) You've been Naughty so here's the scoop all
you get for a gift dear is this snowman poop

 

[poohlover]

THANKS!! I can do this in front of the fire tonight. Not much else is getting done, I'm tired from getting up at 4 am!

 

[newholidayx2]

organizedchristmas.com
has alot of this type gag gift

 

[LadyyRedd]

I always use:

You've been bad, so here's the scoop,
All you get is Snowman Poop!

love,
Santa

Kimya