We play HTV Bingo....we have squares such as "natural light", "put our own stamp on it", "NO DISHWASHER???", "I'm disappointed that.....", "finished basement", "granite", "complete gut job" and the like.
I get the biggest kick out of the people on HHI who are trumpeting about how they want their children to have the total experience of living like people in (fill in the blank) live and then do a lot of whining because there's no dishwasher or the bedrooms are small or there are only showers and not bathtubs and the shower is sooooo small. Okay, if you want something just like your house in Cleveland, Ohio, STAY in Cleveland, Ohio.
Another thing that makes me laugh is when they tell the realtor that they must have four bedrooms, three bathrooms and absolutely HATE split levels, the first house the realtor takes them to has three bedrooms, two baths and, wait for it, wait for it...is a split level. In real life, I'd be getting me a new realtor.