Am I Fat? <joke>

[Buz]

From Clean Laffs.....

Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my
husband, "I'm fat."

And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "No
you're not!" To support his position, he added, "Just take
a look at some of the other women we know, and you'll see
that you are not fat."

But our daughter, a high schooler, saw through it: "Mom,
he's grading you on the curve!"

 

[DaisyDebbie]

the dreaded curve!