All time worst Christmas Carole

[eliza61]

Since it's now offically the Holiday season and the airwaves are full of those mushy Christmas caroles.
Now I know "worst: is subjective but what in your opinion is the absolutely worst, most nauseating Christmas song. The one that makes you want to heave every time the play it.
Unfortunately I have 2

1) Christmas shoes: I think it's some body name Bob Carlysle. First of all it's about a mom dying. Is that supposed to cheer me up?

2) Santa baby by Madonna. Nails across a chalk board.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I hate all versions, but the Bruce Springsteen one is the worst.

 

[Ohiodislover]

Last Christmas by George Michael---YUCK

 

[Pixiedust34]

I loathe the Christmas Shoes song. Loathe it! It's just too sad, and Christmas is a time to rejoice.

 

[LaraK]

I have to agree on the Christmas Shoes one. I don't want to cry when listening to Christmas Carols.

 

[Ohiodislover]

My family has stopped crying during the Christmas shoes song. Now we make fun of it. Very sad I know

 

[DawnCt1]

Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey; hee haw, hee haw. I can tolerate every other horrible Christmas song, but this one, I absolutely LOATHE!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Burl Ives's "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" will send me running from the room screaming.
It comes from when I worked at Newport Creamery in HS and hearing it EVERY SINGLE HOUR over and over again everyday I worked during the Christmas season.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Barbara Streisand's version of Jingle Bells.

 

[marypoppinswannabe]

I totally agree about the Christmas Shoes song... Christmas is supposed to be a happy time of year. Not sad... YUCK....

The other song I do not care for at all is "We three kings of orient are". The tune on that one has grated my nerves since I was kid.... It is really hard to listen to it even now because when I was much younger, I was also taught an alternative version to that song (something about "smoking cigars, they were loaded and exploded, that was how they got so far...). Please tell me that there are some other folks out there that know this same version.

 

[okeydokey]

Frosty the Snowman scared me as a child. I found him really creepy so now I don't like to listen to that song.

 

[clarabelle]

I totally agree about the Christmas Shoes song... Christmas is supposed to be a happy time of year. Not sad... YUCK....

The other song I do not care for at all is "We three kings of orient are". The tune on that one has grated my nerves since I was kid.... It is really hard to listen to it even now because when I was much younger, I was also taught an alternative version to that song (something about "smoking cigars, they were loaded and exploded, that was how they got so far...). Please tell me that there are some other folks out there that know this same version.

We Three Kings of Orient Are
Smoking on a Rubber Cigar
It exploded, it went boom
something something something

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Last Christmas by George Michael---YUCK

:O
le gaspe.

If anyone says "I Want a Hippopotamus" I might have to cry.

 

[Hedy]

Last Christmas-muzak back when I worked retail.

 

[Ohiodislover]

If anyone says "I Want a Hippopotamus" I might have to cry.

"I Want a Hippopotamus" is my favorite

 

[Nancy]

I don't think I've ever heard the Christmas Shoes or the Donkey song.

I can't stand The Little Drummer Boy.

Also, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

 

[Liberty Belle]

We Three Kings of Orient Are
Smoking on a Rubber Cigar
It exploded, it went boom
something something something

We sang:

We three Kings of Orient Are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
Blasting us very far

 

[LaraK]

:O
le gaspe.

If anyone says "I Want a Hippopotamus" I might have to cry.

I love that song too...I also like Crabs for Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrzIJA1cpw

 

[chrisxtwo]

The Christmas Shoes is by NewSong and it's my least favorite by far. Add to the list the Stevie Nicks "Silent Night". It sounds like sick sheep...in pain...

 

[pigletgirl]

Christmas with a capital C! Its totally horrendous.