Airplane

[Just Beachy]

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

 

[des1954]

Johnny: "Just kidding!" (as he unplugs the runway lights)

 

[Flight]

Roger! Huh?

We have clearance Clarence!

Roger! Roger

Roger, Over, huh???

 

[Dizney_Luver]

What's your vector, Victor?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

 

[des1954]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/
Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/ Ted: What is it?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/ Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important

 

[des1954]

Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.

Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?

Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java.

Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

 

[Gatordad]

my old man says you only play offense....

 

[mamaloya]

I decided to get a tattoo.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I decided to get a tattoo.

Your gettn your very own Herve Villechaize ????


umm, I mean,

Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?

 

[RvUsa]

This thread is making my head hurt! I have no idea what you guys are talking about... LOL

 

[2goofycampers]

we're talkn bout Herve, you know, Tatoo ! No wait, thats not right,,we're talkn bout the movie "Airplane",,yeah, thats the ticket, the movie Airplane !

Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

[ntsammy5]

I decided to get a tattoo.

Go for it!

 

[Just Beachy]

Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

[homebrew2]

I need a vector Victor.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Jim never vomits at home.

 

[tinah159]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.