Add your best Disney Joke/Pun

TheMaxRebo

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Over the weekend I mentioned a couple of Disney related jokes/puns to my 6 year-old daughter and she really loved them which led to us looking up some more on the internet and us trying to make up some of our own.

I figure though that members of the DIS probably have heard of a ton of these and I thought it might be fun to compile a list of them - I know I would find it useful.

I'll start off by sharing some of our favorite and hope others add in theirs.

Ones I read on here that started this whole thing:
Q: Why is Cinderella not good at soccer?
A: Because she is always running away from the ball

Q: Why did Aladdin go to the Haunted Mansion?
A: He was looking for Abu (said like "A Boo")


Ones we thought of:
Q: Why was Phillip nervous after asking Aurora if she will marry him?
A: She answered that she wanted to sleep on it

Q: What is Mickey's favorite make of car?
A: Minnie Cooper

Q: What is Clarabelle's favorite attraction at the Magic Kingdom?
A: The People Moooooover


Some others we found and liked:

Q: Why do planes never go to Peter Pan's home?
A: Because it is called Neverland

Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy's

Q: Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let It Go!

Q: Where does Olaf keep his money?
A: In a snow bank

- Knock-knock
- Who's there
- You
- You who?
- You who ... big summer blowout!
 














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