I started getting this in my 49th year. Don't ask me how

..but AARP knows who you are(scary

)..and EXACTLY how old you are.

You can throw that mail in garbage everytime it comes, you can smash it in the can and stand on the lid,

you can watch it get compacted in the garbage truck. There's no living in denial...THEY KNOW you're tuning 50, and they'll be another letter from them in tomorrows mail