A Wish Granted - One Mom's Escape to the Sea

You are a wonderful writer!

Thank you. You're really too kind. I only type how I speak, and I daresay my family doesn't quite find the humor :confused3

MORE!!!!!MORE!!!!!
Did the 'sun baked odor' finally subside?
Did you get to dinner in a clean set of clothes?
What are Fitflops anyway? :confused3
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Great read!!:love:

Thank you - again, too kind.

1. Sun baked odor did subside. The presence of personal hygiene toiletries, both in my stateroom

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and in my luggage took care of that.

2. Dinner - up next.

3. FitFlops - super comfy flip flops that are my summer staple. These are the particular ones I was wearing that night:

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Can't wait to read more! We go in just over three weeks and definitely do the carryon thing. DH works for airline and have heard way to many horror stories of lost luggage! Sounds like things are finally turining around for your trip.

Oh, don't get me wrong - eventful as it was, I still enjoyed every single moment. I wouldn't have had it any other way! Ok, maybe I'd have liked my deodorant in my carry on. But other than that - just great!!

OMG - I am so loving this report!!! Love your take on the sunbaked odor and the guy from the Lion King!!! :rotfl2: Anxiously waiting for more!!

Thanks for reading along! More coming, poste haste.

:lmao:OM goodness, you crack me up!!!:lmao:

Are you going to fill us in on Sister McToker and Mother McPacksalot?:laughing: I thought I was going to spray my diet Sunkist all over my computer when I read that!:rotfl2:

Do you realize how much good you are doing? I am looking forward to my daily dose of giggles while I am reading your trippie! Thanks for sharing!!:hug:

While, as I mentioned, I don't recall the actual names of the passengers paged (and if I did, I'd still likely change them, innocent until proven guilty, blah blah blah), I named them as I did for a few reasons:

1. Unconfirmed reports indicated that one of the possible reasons for the delay was due to suspicious contents of their luggage. Which lead me to believe that possibly, illegal substances were present. That doesn't explain why the terminal had to be evacuated, but it seems more likely than two women packing contents that appeared to be explosive, doesn't it?

2. It took DCL security, Brevard Co. Sheriffs and PC Port Authority TWO HOURS to search their luggage and give the all clear. Seriously - they must have had some SERIOUS overpacking going on if it took two hours, yesno?

Seriously - we have heard reports and suspicions of why we were delayed, but I doubt we'll ever know. I do know that I am extremely thankful to those who were involved in rectifying the situation in as quickly a manner as I'm sure was possible.

Oh, and sorry about your computer. I hear Diet Sunkist is a bear to get out of keyboards. Thanks for sticking around with me, though!!
 
While, as I mentioned, I don't recall the actual names of the passengers paged (and if I did, I'd still likely change them, innocent until proven guilty, blah blah blah), I named them as I did for a few reasons:

1. Unconfirmed reports indicated that one of the possible reasons for the delay was due to suspicious contents of their luggage. Which lead me to believe that possibly, illegal substances were present. That doesn't explain why the terminal had to be evacuated, but it seems more likely than two women packing contents that appeared to be explosive, doesn't it?

2. It took DCL security, Brevard Co. Sheriffs and PC Port Authority TWO HOURS to search their luggage and give the all clear. Seriously - they must have had some SERIOUS overpacking going on if it took two hours, yesno?

Seriously - we have heard reports and suspicions of why we were delayed, but I doubt we'll ever know. I do know that I am extremely thankful to those who were involved in rectifying the situation in as quickly a manner as I'm sure was possible.

Oh, and sorry about your computer. I hear Diet Sunkist is a bear to get out of keyboards. Thanks for sticking around with me, though!!


Innocent until proven guilty is the American way. Having been married to a police officer for the past 19+ years, my experience leads me to believe that Sister McToker and Mother McOverpacker may have packed some 'other' unmentionables! :rolleyes1

Thanks for your thoughts :surfweb:.....luckily I caught myself mid-blow and just got the nasal carbonation effect!

I'm thinking that a SAHM (or recently re-employed former SAH mom) group should form for a yearly moms only cruise! I am so there!! :banana: I'll save my DVC points and starbucks treat $ so that I can go with next time!!
 
APT - All the cool kids are doing it..........

Ok, let's see.

Travel to the ship, check.

Chaos with luggage, check.

Oh shoot - let's back track a bit first. I've forgotten a few pictures.

First off - the lovely gift bag I ordered from Shirley - complete with water, gossip mag (which is a real vacation item for me, as I rarely read them) and my beloved Mike's Raspberry Hard Lemonade. Yummmmmm.

And yes, I ordered it for myself :lovestruc

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Second - secret verandah room. So, I was in #6134. I definitely loved having a verandah. I definitely did NOT mind the minor obstruction.

Here is the view:

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Oh - and while I was waiting around for the actual "sailing away" part of the sail away party, a snap of the port terminal - and what would be the only picture of it I took the entire trip. Whoops.

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Ok, now I think my photos and my brain are back on par with one another. Where were we?

Oh yes, the arrival of the luggage.

Truly, it was a beautiful sight. I schlepped it into my room and started tearing things out of there. First order of business was to get out the pillowcases I brought to have signed for my kiddos. This included packing up the candy (that had previously been baking in the hot FL sun. And shockingly? Wasn't a melted mess.... And honestly, it was only in my suitcase because I needed space filler) After that was packed up, I unpacked.

Clean (albeit chocolate smelling) clothes. Yay!!!!

Got everything put away as quickly as possible and then freshened up a bit and changed for dinner.

HANDY TIP #8 - Dress up or down as much as you're comfortable with on these shorter cruises.

I'd read about how casual the shorter cruises were, but didn't really believe it. I have a tendency to over-dress anyway (big fear? Being the most under dressed in a situation....), and I would say that I was on the dressier side the first two nights and more on par with the masses on the third night.

HANDY TIP #9 - Definitely bring a sweater or pashmina to dinner, as the dining rooms always felt cooler to me than any other common indoor area on board.

Oh - and before I forget - I did not bring an over the door shoe holder on this trip, though I had every intention of doing so. I'm glad I didn't, because I didn't need it. But, I can DEFINITELY see the need for it grow exponentially as the number of occupants in a room increases. I had just the right amount of space for *me*. Had anyone else been there - including my relatively low maintenance husband, I can envision the holder being a handy thing. So, there's my take on that. Moving on.

I grab my pillow cases, candy for the pillow case signers, and candy for the CM at Guest Services. And then, again, as the door is closing, I remember to grab my KTTW card. Seriously. I need to find a better way of keeping this thing on me!! Swimsuits and dress pants don't have pockets.

I hand the business at Guest Services and then make my way back up to Deck 4 for my dinner at AP. Again, a location I had intended to take lots of pictures, but it just didn't happen. Suppose my striking LACK of pictures is merely a reason to go back. And since a picture speaks a thousand words, my TR sure would be shorter had I taken more, eh?

I will admit to being a little apprehensive about my dinners. I had no idea what to expect as far as tablemates went - would I be with other solo travelers? Would I be a third wheel to a couple? Would I be put at a table with a family?

As luck (and DCLs excellent planning) would have it, I really shouldn't have worried. I was placed at a table with another solo traveling Mom who's husband and children were on their annual lake vacation and a DVC couple on their first DCL cruise, and were also traveling without their 4 children. Everyone was pleasant enough, and while I won't be exchanging Christmas cards with these folks, it was still an enjoyable setting and we had a pleasant dinner conversation.

I had Jojo from India and Izabella from Macedonia as my server/asst server. Tetkas, and I apologize, I never caught his country of origin, was my head server. All three were wonderful and took excellent care of us at AP. They would also become a critical part of my dining experience at PC.

Looking back, I think I'd have to say that AP was probably my best meal.

I had the Taleggio Cheese Flatbread as an appetizer (and seriously ? I could have had two or three of these and called it good. It was fabulous!!!). At the suggestion of my fellow solo mom tablemate, I tried the Creamy Butternut Squash Soup and it was so so so good. I wouldn't mind the recipe to make at home. It was THAT good. The Shere Khan's Asian-Marinated Beef Short Ribs were very good, as well. I finished my indulgent meal with the Cranberry Orange Cheesecake, for no other reason than it sounded unique. It, of course, was also fabulous and truly pushed the meal into gluttonous.

As we were finishing up our meal, we noticed that a certain area of the dining room had erupted into spontaneous applause, song, and general merriment several times through our meal, culminating in one raucous round of singing. Without being too nosey, fellow solo traveling mom and I poke our heads around to see - and yep, it's confirmed, all the Summer at Sea kids (kids? Young adults, really) are there at a huge L-shaped table. So while I had my suspicions the APT rotation was the best (and what I had hoped for in my planning), it was confirmed. APT - all the cool kids are doing it!

I'd already noticed them around the ship a bit - they had been at the Golden Mickeys (and interestingly enough to note - were NOT given what I'd consider the "best seats in the house"). Granted, seats WERE reserved for them, but they were far stage right on the lower section. They seemed very considerate to those around them during the show and stuck around to chat with kids afterwards. And now, at dinner, they were not being obnoxiously loud, but they were definitely having fun. They added a bit of party atmosphere to the dining room, but didn't turn it into party central, either.

So, on day one, I'd say the Summer at Sea did NOT detract from my onboard experience. And though I did keep an eye out for Ernie D from Radio Disney, I never spotted him. He was one I'd have liked to have met, if only to tell my kids that I did, as we listen to Radio Disney pretty much exclusively anymore.

So, with a very satisfied tummy, I headed back to my room. I had every intention of changing (elastic waist shorts.....ahhhhhhh) and heading straight back out to the premEAR of G-Force at 12:01.

But you know what they say about intentions, right? So instead, I decide that I'll go the next night.

I'll tell you, I'm not sure if it was the Bonine (which I had taken, but realized, didn't need. I was never uncomfortable and never took it again...) or the gentle swaying of the ship (there was definite movement), but I immediately found myself BEYOND exhausted.

Reminding myself that I was on this vacation to RELAX, and not to run myself any more ragged than I already had, I reluctantly began getting ready for bed. In fact, because I had the Grade A Travel Scuz, I decided to shower before bed.

As I was getting everything out, I came to the very abrupt realization that I had failed to pack pajamas. Seriously - this problem is approaching epidemic proportions for me. I am forever forgetting PJs. I have more cotton shorts and destination t-shirts than I can shake a stick at, merely because I find myself in such a predicament so frequently.

I quickly contemplate my options, but seriously? The stores seem so.far.away. I suddenly feel made of lead.

So, instead, I crank down my A/C (thankful NOT to have to listen to my husband wax poetic about the temperature OR the fact that I should quit packing the night before a trip....) and decide my lounge shorts and hoodie sweatshirt will have to do the trick.

So, I'm clean (YAY!!! Farewell, sun baked odor!!), I don my travel tested Purdue shorts (Boiler Up!) and sorority sweatshirt. Comfortable, as the temp is now a chilly 65* in my room, I lie down, and drift away to the sweet sounds of Baloo telling me of the Bear Necessities.....

Just need those bear necessities, those simple bear necessities, forget about your worries and your strife......................................

Up Next: Wishing on a star (finally!) and the Nassau Segway tour......
 
my experience leads me to believe that Sister McToker and Mother McOverpacker may have packed some 'other' unmentionables! :rolleyes1

Yes, I'm going to have to agree with you there. Having once been on a flight that was delayed for three hours because someone's electric shaver was turned on in his luggage, I'm going to venture a not-so-G-rated guess and say that it's very likely that something was, ahem, shaking things up a bit.

I still think there had to be something to tip the dogs off, though, too, because they were out in force.

I'm thinking that a SAHM (or recently re-employed former SAH mom) group should form for a yearly moms only cruise! I am so there!! :banana: I'll save my DVC points and starbucks treat $ so that I can go with next time!!

This, I believe, is one of the very best ideas I've heard in a long long time.
 

Thank you. You're really too kind. I only type how I speak, and I daresay my family doesn't quite find the humor :confused3

Yes, I'm going to have to agree with you there. Having once been on a flight that was delayed for three hours because someone's electric shaver was turned on in his luggage, I'm going to venture a not-so-G-rated guess and say that it's very likely that something was, ahem, shaking things up a bit.

I still think there had to be something to tip the dogs off, though, too, because they were out in force.



This, I believe, is one of the very best ideas I've heard in a long long time.

I totally get your sense of humor! :worship:


I have heard about the strange noise in the luggage before! I think I saw it on that Reality TV show about TSA agents! They evacuated a whole terminal of an airport because of the buzz. It ended up being an 'adult entertainment device'. :scared1:

I loved your basket from Shirley! Smut magazines and hard lemonades are a great vacation starter! Remind me to bring my Margaritaville machine when we do our SAHM Cruise! :banana:

Keep up the great writing! I am enjoying your trippie so much!:lmao:
 
I know that you read my trip report, so I thought I would let you know that I am returning the favor.

It is great!

Keep up the good work!

Very funny!

And, your tips are great, too! Very unique!

You know, on our June '09 cruise, we also had JoJo as our head server, but had a different assistant. Tektas was our dining room manager (I think that's his title). For the record, he is from Turkey. We really liked JoJo and Tektas, too!

TCD
 
wow - you have a fantastic style of writing and sense of humour! I am really enjoying reading all about your solo adventures! I'm so glad the luggage turned up and you didn't have to spend your cruise wearing licenced DCL merchandise, however attractive it may be. Looking forward to more!
 
:rotfl:Great Trip Report! You are a wonderful writer! Great sense of humor
 
I loved your basket from Shirley! Smut magazines and hard lemonades are a great vacation starter! Remind me to bring my Margaritaville machine when we do our SAHM Cruise! :banana:

Keep up the great writing! I am enjoying your trippie so much!:lmao:

Yummm, Margaritaville machine. Dude. Does that thing make the best ice or WHAT?!?! We have one, too. Love love love it. Bring it along. Now you have to be my roomie!

Thanks for sticking with me!!

I know that you read my trip report, so I thought I would let you know that I am returning the favor.

It is great!

Keep up the good work!

Very funny!

And, your tips are great, too! Very unique!

You know, on our June '09 cruise, we also had JoJo as our head server, but had a different assistant. Tektas was our dining room manager (I think that's his title). For the record, he is from Turkey. We really liked JoJo and Tektas, too!

TCD

TCD - thanks for coming over! I really enjoyed your TR - in fact, I've been half tempted to post links to it for all the pictures you have! Much more-so than mine.

Thanks for the info on Tektas!! I knew someone would know.

wow - you have a fantastic style of writing and sense of humour! I am really enjoying reading all about your solo adventures! I'm so glad the luggage turned up and you didn't have to spend your cruise wearing licenced DCL merchandise, however attractive it may be. Looking forward to more!

Thank you. And thanks for reading!

We keep coming back for more, can't wait til your next post!

Coming right up. Sorry, it's later tonight. Just got home from my dd's gymnastics practice.

:rotfl:Great Trip Report! You are a wonderful writer! Great sense of humor

Seriously - you are too kind. Thank you for reading. I'm glad you're enjoying!

You had me hooked at 'discount' popcorn::

Discount is coming up, I promise. Not today, though :thumbsup2
 
Wishing on a star (finally!) and the Nassau Segway tour......

Generally speaking, I'm an early riser. Granted, since the kids came along, I didn't have much of a choice in the matter, as their internal alarm seems to be set somewhere in the 5:30 am - 6 am range. Every day. Without fail.

But, even before then, I wasn't known for sleeping in much past 6:30 or 7, save for the occasional college weekend :rotfl:

So, as I drifted off to the sweet tunes of Baloo, forgetting about my worries and my strife (and wishing the TV came with a sleep timer....), I didn't bother setting an alarm or wake-up call. Heck, it was only 11:25, which at home isn't even my bedtime yet.

But, again, the gentle rocking of the ship was ushering me off to lullaby like a baby in a bassinet and I just couldn't hang on any longer. (I should note that at some point in the night, the rocking was a little more than "gentle". I woke up to the sound of the hangers in the closet sliding from one side to the other.)

I vaguely recall seeing 6:15 am and thinking "Nope. I'm on vacation."

Imagine my surprise, then, when I roll over again and see that it's nearly 8 am!! I haven't had 8 hours of sleep in....well, let's see. My oldest will be 7 in three weeks, plus nine months of pregnancy before that...add the two, carry the one... Let's just say it's been a while.

I jump out of bed, not willing to waste a minute more in slumber.

I realize I've missed my first sunrise at sea, but snap a quick shot off the verandah anyway - it's still a nice sight.....

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I had every intention of ordering room service breakfast and eating it leisurely as I watch the ocean drift by. So, I open the menu. And I read. And I turn the page, and, well, I see lots of ads for jewelry, watches, and all things caribbean. What I *don't* see is the breakfast menu.

Hmmm.

Surely, I'm mistaken. So, I look again. Yep, still not there.

Well, poo. I'm **sure** I saw mention in someone's TR about room service breakfast, but in my sleep addled mind, I can't quite seem to access that piece of information. (And again, with the lack of coffee first thing in the morning. Seriously - I make a note to thank my husband for pulling coffee duty in our house every morning. This no coffee two mornings in a row? It's for the birds :sad2: )

So, I do a quick clean up and head up to BBB to grab a bite. I'm a big breakfast fan, but remembering the calories en masse I consumed last night, I decide to reign it in a bit. Bacon from the main buffet line, (yummmm, bacon - I covet bacon in much the same way Homer Simpson covets doughnuts), yogurt with strawberries and walnuts from the end of the line, and - yep, you guessed it - coffee.

I know there has been much discussion of the coffee on board. I know it's supposed to be the same Nescafe, um, *stuff* that WDW has, but (and maybe it's just the salt air), it actually tasted GOOD. (And trust me, even in my most caffeine deprived state, bad coffee is still bad coffee. I may be desperate, but I still have my standards.) So, whatever it is that DCL does to doctor the stuff, I hope they find a way to trade that info with WDW (maybe in exchange for some line companion recognition courses?)

I am still able to enjoy my breakfast outdoors, watching the ocean drift by. However, rather than doing so in the peace and privacy of my own verandah, I'm doing it off the back of Deck 9, with 50 or so of my closest compadres, 49 of whom seem intent on hand feeding the birds that have appeared out of no where.

Wait a minute.

Birds.

Birds?

Birds need a place to land.

And a place to land means LAND! LAND!!! We must be close to Nassau!!!

I finish up my breakfast and head out. I have my camera, and I'm determined to get some pictures before we're docked. I may have missed the sunrise, by I'm NOT missing my first port of call!!!

I am suddenly energized by the thought of what my day would hold. (And possibly? The four cups of coffee I had.) Today was Nassau day, and with it came my Segway tour. Yay! Segways! In the Bahamas! Woo hoo :banana::banana::banana:

The lighthouse off the bay comes into view (of the backside of the ship, admittedly) around 9:45.

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For leaving two hours late, we sure did make up some serious time. I wonder - is there a speed limit on the ocean? Because I'm pretty sure Capt. Gus had the pedal to the metal.

About 10 after 10, nearly 17 hours after what should have been the first time, I **finally* was able to hear the sound I'd been wanting so desperately to hear. The Wonder's horn announced our arrival at the Port of Nassau. I'll admit it, I cried :sad1: Tears of joy, though, not sadness - promise!

I should add that somewhere around 10:45 the night prior, an updated port excursion timesheet was slipped under my door. Because of our late departure yesterday (and our late - albeit less late than I was expecting - arrival today), some of the excursions had meeting times and locations revised. The handy dandy sheet outlined all of them. They were moved anywhere from 15 minutes later to an hour and 45 minutes later.

HANDY TIP #10 - Booking excursions with a specific tour/departure time through DCL ensures that any change to your port arrival time will be accommodated in your excursion.

Now, I know that some will dispute that handy tip. And I'm sure that, if you're truly willing to do the legwork, call the tour operator with whom you've booked, and negotiate a new plan, you, too, can make accommodations for your privately scheduled excursion should you have a schedule change. But, you know what? That sounds like a lot of work, and based on the price per minute on the cell phone plans, a rather costly way to "save money". So, while some extremely experienced cruisers may be able to take these things in stride without a hitch, I don't recommend it for the feeble hearted. Because really? I'm on vacation. I don't want to work that hard.

So, since my meet time had been moved from 10 to 11:45am, I now had plenty of time to take some pictures, pack my bag, and make my way down to the Promenade Lounge.

So while these aren't earth-shatteringly amazing (or, likely, not even something you haven't seen before), they're mine:

Festival Place (aka - weird bazar - bizare bazar?? - you have to walk through to get to Nassau proper):

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Senor Frog's - yes, I bought a t-shirt (for my dh, to replace his Cancun's Senor Frog's tshirt from COLLEGE.....)

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Atlantis and Pleasure Island:

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And the Mail Boat - which actually, I'm not sure I've ever seen a photo of before, so it may be a new one! (And actually? I'm not sure it has anything to do with the transportation of postal goods, but hey, I'm a sucker, so if it says Mail Boat, I'll believe it....)

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So while I'm wandering around, I snap a few shots of OUR boat (which is exactly the type of boat that does what it SAYS it does. No false advertising here!!)

First, an indication of the fairly stiff breeze we were feeling in Port that day:

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A nice reminder that All Star would be performing later that day (maybe?!) :

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And what was probably the best catch of the day - all thanks to routine maintenance:

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By now, it's time for me to grab my backpack and head to the Promenade Lounge. And then, "ding, ding, ding" - another shipwide announcement. Apparently, the weather isn't looking so promising here in Nassau today, and while Peter wants to remind us to bring our sunscreen, we also should plan of inclimate weather. Greaaaaaaaaat.

So, I'm faced with the decision. Do I take my "good" camera (aka Canon dSLR and lenses) and risk it getting damaged, or do I take my point and shoot and risk getting subpar pictures? Seriously - for me? This is the ultimate dilemma. And then, inspiration strikes!!

HANDY TIP #11 - Guest Services has some awesome ziplock style bags that fit a dSLR and 18-200mm lens PERFECTLY.

Given that I'd forgotten to pack my poncho (which was likely whooping it up at home with my pajamas....), the camera in ziplock thing worked perfectly. Because the bags are more rectangular (like a quart size), but bigger (like a gallon size), the camera fit in perfectly. This bag would be my saving grace throughout the remaining of the trip :cheer2:

I'm early to the Promenade Lounge (for real, why do I keep typing pomegranate??) so I stop in to check my email and send a quick note to my husband. I won't lie. I also popped in to check the DIS :rolleyes1

It's time to go, so all three - yes THREE - of us disembark and head out to the tour meet point.

I will also add that, while I'm a relatively fearless traveler, the one thing I absolutely loathe is hailing a cab. Especially true when I'm in a city where I have NO idea where I'm going. I mean, what's to stop this guy (because let's face it, when's the last time you had a female cabbie???) from taking me to some remote location and dumping my body???? Come ON! It's happens ALL the time. Every Thursday night in Las Vegas (according to CSI) and honestly - according to Law and Order and TNT's Primetime in the Daytime - this is such an epidemic in New York, I'm amazed Mayor Bloomberg hasn't done more to stop it.

So, I'm particularly pleased to know that the transfers have all been taken care of AND that I'm traveling with other people.

And then, my comfort level increases even more when I learn that my two DCL pals (and then an additional three folks from the Carnival cruise) are all from NYC. Because if they've been able to survive through what I can only surmise to be thousands of cab rides THERE, I'm likely safe. Because this midwest girl? I drive a minivan. I don't take a taxi. I **am** the taxi.

I'm pleased to announce that we arrived unscathed, and never once did I fear for my life. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the local on the bike we sideswiped. Sorry 'bout that, sir. But we had a Segway to catch.

So, it looks like this portion of the TR is just about long enough. I will leave you with this tidbit, though.

If you ever get a chance to do the Nassau Segway tour, be sure to ask for Sexy Lisa:

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I'll explain why next time!!

Up Next - Nassau Segway tour, for real this time!!
 
Great trip report; I'm really enjoying reading one from a solo female traveller! Will stay tuned in :thumbsup2
 
:surfweb: I cannot wait to read more about your trip.

It is so great that mothers get some time to themselves. I did the Wonder by myself last December and it sounds like you had as much fun as I did. You have me double thinking my decision to do a RCCL cruise this fall:idea:, but I really want to try another cruise line and I must admit I am hoping another cruise line will reduce the guilt I felt for not taking my girls. (first time in 5 non kid vacations)
 
Wow!

Another great installment!

I have to admit that I have a short attention span, so I previously had just skimmed through your earlier posts. But, after seeing this great thread unfold, I went back an re-read.

So, you left a 7 year old and 4 year old twins back with your DH when you cruised? Wow! Your DH deserves a medal! We also have 3 children, all girls, with an older daughter and twins three years younger. Ours are now 18, 14 and 14. Remembering back, they all were quite the handful when the twins were 3 and 4. My DW also used to take an annual girls trip (usually skiing) and I would watch the kids. Believe me, it was work! So big ups to your DH!

And, I also have been wondering about your screen name. I thought maybe your name was Irene, or that "Irenic" was an abbreviation for something. But, lo and behold, it is a real word! I consider myself to be well educated, and to have a decent vocabulary, but I never heard of the word irenic before. For those of you ignorant folks like me, here's the definition:

ire·nic
Pronunciation: \ī-ˈre-nik, -ˈrē-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek eirēnikos, from eirēnē peace
Date: circa 1864
: favoring, conducive to, or operating toward peace, moderation, or conciliation
— ire·ni·cal·ly \-ˈre-ni-k(ə-)lē, -ˈrē-\ adverb


Who knew?


Not me!

Keep up the good work. I think we are all going to learn a thing or two before this is all done. :thumbsup2

TCD
 
Great trip report! I love your entries and the way you right them, they are very entertaining and capture my attention wonderfully :)

Can't wait to read more!
 
Great trip report; I'm really enjoying reading one from a solo female traveller! Will stay tuned in :thumbsup2

Thanks for reading along!!!

:surfweb: I cannot wait to read more about your trip.

It is so great that mothers get some time to themselves. I did the Wonder by myself last December and it sounds like you had as much fun as I did. You have me double thinking my decision to do a RCCL cruise this fall:idea:, but I really want to try another cruise line and I must admit I am hoping another cruise line will reduce the guilt I felt for not taking my girls. (first time in 5 non kid vacations)

Thanks for stopping by! Yes - I agree - moms need breaks, too!!! Enjoy your RCCL - I'm sure it will be relaxing, too!!

Wow!

Another great installment!

I have to admit that I have a short attention span, so I previously had just skimmed through your earlier posts. But, after seeing this great thread unfold, I went back an re-read.

So, you left a 7 year old and 4 year old twins back with your DH when you cruised? Wow! Your DH deserves a medal! We also have 3 children, all girls, with an older daughter and twins three years younger. Ours are now 18, 14 and 14. Remembering back, they all were quite the handful when the twins were 3 and 4. My DW also used to take an annual girls trip (usually skiing) and I would watch the kids. Believe me, it was work! So big ups to your DH!

And, I also have been wondering about your screen name. I thought maybe your name was Irene, or that "Irenic" was an abbreviation for something. But, lo and behold, it is a real word! I consider myself to be well educated, and to have a decent vocabulary, but I never heard of the word irenic before. For those of you ignorant folks like me, here's the definition:

ire·nic
Pronunciation: \ī-ˈre-nik, -ˈrē-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek eirēnikos, from eirēnē peace
Date: circa 1864
: favoring, conducive to, or operating toward peace, moderation, or conciliation
— ire·ni·cal·ly \-ˈre-ni-k(ə-)lē, -ˈrē-\ adverb


Who knew?


Not me!

Keep up the good work. I think we are all going to learn a thing or two before this is all done. :thumbsup2

TCD

TCD - I'm happy to hear that you've read them all. Makes it easier to keep track :rotfl:

Yes, I left a 7 year old and 4 year old twins at home with Daddy. He leaves them at home with Mommy 5 days a week :scared1:

Just kidding - he has his job and I have mine - I won't lie, I would never be interested in stepping into his job for four days :rotfl: He is a fabulous Daddy, though, and takes it all in stride. He knows that these trips have become vital to my mental well being, so he doesn't balk...too much. I always enjoy hearing from other twin parents - especially those who have other children, too, as well as those who's twins are past this preschool stage!! They are good kids, but they are preschoolers, and as such, test me daily. I love 'em, but I'll like 'em a little more when we're past this :lovestruc

I'm impressed you took the time to look up "irenic"! Most people just assume that it's a typo and I meant "ironic" - which makes no sense. But yes, irenic, as you learned, is a real word, with a true meaning. Both at home and within the world as a whole, I am a mom who is seeking and promoting peace.

Thanks, again, for your kind words - and I'm humbled by the knowledge I've taught you something!!

Great trip report! I love your entries and the way you right them, they are very entertaining and capture my attention wonderfully :)

Can't wait to read more!

Thanks, Crystal! Such kindness - so sweet! Thanks for reading along. More coming right up!!
 
Nassau Segway tour, for real this time!!

Ok - so I've packed my camera in a ziplock and I've survived my taxi ride over.

I suppose it's about time to get this Segway on the road! (Or, off the road, as the case may be).

First off, let me just say - I love me some Segway. They are BEYOND fun. DH and I have done a few, the most recent of which was in DC in May.

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But, that's an adventure for another day :cool1:

I'm also here to dispell the myth that they are in any way difficult to ride. Seriously - my husband, sweet as he is - is not terribly coordinated. And me? My cheerleading days are about two decades and three kids behind me, so I'd say I've lost some grace about me, as well. And we? We can ride them. And we don't break any bones. And we love them. So, if you can stand, trust me, you can ride a Segway. It's seriously that easy.

Ok - so the taxi drops us off at the end of a gravel driveway, near a gate, between what can best be described as a home in moderate repair and cargo box. Yes, I should have taken a picture. No, I did not. Why? Because I decided a camera out and in my hand at this point in time would likely be a safety violation AND would hinder my ability to run for my life.

I was not reassured by my surroundings. I *was* reassured by my NYC company.

We proceed forward on the gravel drive, through the gate, and enter a dirt courtyard. There is a small pop up shelter, a handful of plastic patio chairs, and the Segways, which were lined up against the cargo box.

Lisa comes out and introduces herself to us and asks us to introduce ourselves. We learn, again, that I'm the only one NOT from NYC, as well as the fact that I AM the only one who has ever ridden a Segway before.

We gear up (I think the white dorky brain bucket must be standard Segway issue - I've never had anything else but. I keep saying I'm going to bring my bike helmet, but never do. There is something to be said for helmet adjustability, as well as basic sanitation. Let's put it this way - the stuff they use at bowling alleys to disinfect the shoes? Yeah, I'm not real hip on putting that on my head. But, I **do** love the Segways, so I deal. And then shower promptly afterwards).

Because these are the x2 Segways (ie - off road, big tire, SUVs of Segway world), we're required to wear not only the brain bucket, but also knee and elbow pads. We.Are.Stylin'.

Lisa (who, you might notice, is NOT required to look like a dork, er, wear the safety equipment) gives us a brief rundown on how to use the Segway.

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While I appreciate her spiel, honestly, the fastest way to learn is to just get on them. But, safety, blah blah blah - she has to give the spiel.

We are all finally up and moving. We're required to complete the "obstacle course" - the likes of which would not challenge a toddler. It's a small hill (think speed hump), a small semi-circle trail with rocks and potholes, and a figure eight path - or at least, what USED to be a figure eight path, back before the safety cones hadn't been smashed to smithereens. Apparently, driving Segways is harder for some people - though I've never witnessed that with anyone. Ever.

We all pass our obstacle course "test" (cough, cough - we don't fall - cough, cough) and we're off.

Now, for those who haven't read my intro, a small piece of info - I am, by trade, an environmental engineer. With that in mind, I am willing to admit that there are certain aspects of this tour that fascinated me that might bore you. The microsystems present in each of the aqueducts, the protected flora and fauna of the area, even the geology and how it was used to develop the island - all very very interesting to me. To others? Not so much. I admit that.

We head off onto the trails.

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The tour takes place in a protected area, covering approximately 160 acres, known as Earth Village. Similar to what Americans would call a National Park - it is a nationally protected preserve, home to the last pristine coppice forests in the city of Nassau. Here, we would see and learn about a variety of indigenous plants, including, but not limited to Bahamian Pines (which are rumored to grow directly over fresh water), the "Love Vine" (which is a parasitic plant that produces vines stronger than most metal chains, Birds of Paradise, orchids, air plants, and a tree known as "Poisonwood", the sap of which is black and tar-like and can cause rashes worse than the worst poison ivy.

Alllllllllll righty then. I think I'll be keeping my arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

The other ecological highlight of the tour is the now-defunct aqueduct system. Constructed by the Bahamian government to supply New Providence with fresh water, these aqueducts (of which there are 8) are not hydraulically connected to one another, and most are not hydraulically connected to the surrounding aquifer. Some were dug directly into the limestone that underlies the soil across most of the island. Some were dug directly into the clay and were not deep enough to engage the aquifer. Some *did* engage the aquifer, and as such, were then lined with quarried limestone to make them waterproof channels.

Throughout the tour, we were able to see the old pumping stations (which I wish I'd have had the chance to photograph - they were so cool!! Old rusty pumps, wheels - cool fun things like that with the forest now overtaking them....)

We were also able to see about half of the aqueducts. And this is where it gets REALLY interesting for me, and probably just now becomes MILDLY interesting for normal people.

The ultimate demise of the aqueducts were the tropical storms. Every time a storm or hurricane would blow through, the levies would breech and the aqueducts would fill with salt water. After battling this for years, and not having fresh water available for months after each storm as the aqueducts were flushed out, the government abandoned the aqueducts and went to a more reliable (and more, ahem, sanitary) closed distribution system. But the aqueducts were still an open channel to the sea.

So, when Hurricane Noel blew through in 2007, he brought with him both a Black African Sea Bass *AND* African Water Lillies. These living creatures traveled on the water currents from the western coast of Africa, across the Atlantic, survived a HURRICANE, and deposited themselves into one of the aqueducts.

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If THAT, my friends, isn't a stellar example of the interconnectedness of our world, I don't know what is. Commence singing Kumbaya :hippie:

I should also tell you (though it has no bearing on the excursion, but hey, this is MY trip report), that much like the Genie, I've had a long personal connection with the Lotus flower. Lesser known than the rose (I much prefer the unique), the Lotus is known in some cultures to represent life, it's struggles, the determination it takes to rise above the difficulties of life and still bloom - to become something more than what you were born into.

So, to hear the trials of these water lilies, to witness one bloom - while on a trip that is so very much about my own endurance and revitalization - well, suffice it to say, I had a moment. And for THAT, I did step off my Segway to take the picture.

Ok - self realization and mushy lesson OVER - let's get these bad boys on the trails!!!!

Holy cow - off roading was *A*W*E*S*O*M*E*. Cranked up to a maximum speed of 10.5 mph, it was definitely time to let loose. We flew over bumps in the trail, we zipped around corners. We lined up along a straightaway and we drove those monsters HANDS FREE. Think of Jack in Titanic. I wish I'd had a picture of that, because it was hilarious!! Steering with your knees, flying down a dirt path - I was immediately thankful for my safety gear!!!! (I was also thankful that this company's policy was "We'll cover any damage to the Segway, you cover any damage to you". I bet they've had to use that before!!!!! That's also usually NOT a Segway tour policy - usually you're responsible for damage to the Segway AND you.)

No one in our group was injured, but Lisa told tales (were they true? Who knows) of broken bones and some serious scrapes.

And then, she lines us up across from an aqueduct over which there *used* to be be a bridge. She goes on and on about how we need to cross it, so we're going to have to jump it. She discusses technique, bend your knees, lean forward, lift, etc. The terror in the other people's eyes likely matched my own!!!!

She was VERY convincing!!!!!!!!

But totally lying :rotfl:

She did offer to take pictures of each of us playing around in the "free drive" area.

And if it wasn't confirmed before, let it be confirmed now -

I am a total dork.

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Just catching up with your report. Really enjoy all the details. Very much enjoy the humor and your fun outlook on life in general. Even enjoyed the embedded "lessons" in this last part. Just never know what you may "learn" reading the DISboards!

Sounds like this cruise is proving to be just the relaxation and rejuvination you envisioned. Yeah for that!

and as a minivan driving SAHM to 6, with my first taxi ride being from DTD back to the POLY with 4 kids in tow? NYC rocks and is somewhat easy by comparison. :rotfl2:
 
I saw your report on the Segway tour on another thread and got hooked. I've been cracking up reading through your trip report and love your pic of the lighthouse.

It's kind of ironic your trip was solo and I'll probablly be wishing mine was solo after having 22 of us on our first cruise in Nov.
 

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