A Very British Trip Report - August 2007 - Day 19

Kevin Stringer

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Who’s goin’:

Me: Kev, 49. I think I’ll be permanently 49 from now on.
Wifey: Tam, 43. I guess that means she can be permanently 43.
Daughter 1: India, 16.
Daughter 2: Georgia, 13.
There will be a few interlopers along the way as well.

If you want to know more about us, look at www.kevinstringer.co.uk

We’re out of bed at 7.30am this morning and meeting Susan and Lu Beth in the lobby at 8.15am. We’re off to the Animal Kingdom. On arrival just after 9.00am we get a phone call from Matt. Thanks to some sleeping pills from Susan, Deb has finally had a decent nights sleep, but they’ve decided to have an easy day and meet up with us this evening.

Straight round to Expedition Everest where all but me and Lu Beth are riding. I think it is probably better not to ride than risk feeling ill for the rest of the morning. I get Fastpasses for Kali while they ride.

We then walk past the new Yak and Yeti restaurant, which is still a long way from completion. The construction work is clearly visible and is very ugly. This is most unlike Disney as they usually do a pretty good job of hiding these things.

Kilimanjaro Safaris is next and we are on inside 15 minutes even though the wait time is posted as 30 minutes.

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Our Fastpasses for Kali are then put to use. Fastpass works exceptionally well on this ride as you walk straight to the front and on to a raft. As is traditional, Susan gets the wettest of all of us, there must be some sort of lesson to be learned from this.

We queue up for the new Nemo show next. You really have to get there early if you want a good seat and ours is just right of stage centre and about 10 rows back. I think we all enjoy this show; it’s a great mix of theatrical styles. The main characters are humans carrying puppets and this works very well. The sets are very good and the songs, although not the strongest, help the story along. Nicely done Disney. Along with Expedition Everest, this must have given new life to the Animal Kingdom for those that have always thought it was a half-day park.

We get lunch from the Flame Tree Barbecue and use our counter service credits to get $65 worth of food. It’s basic fare, but ok for lunch, the chicken salad being the best of the bunch.

It’s Tough to be a Bug is the last attraction for us in the Animal Kingdom today. It’s funny but I’m quite relaxed about just doing a few things in each park, I guess it’s because we bought Annual Passes last year and this trip is a bit of an unexpected bonus. We don’t feel like we have to be in the parks all day to get value for our money.
On the way out of the Animal Kingdom we stop to say hello to Ethelbert. This is the giant anteater in the Oasis and he has been very active today as we saw him mooching around his enclosure on the way in as well. Georgia wants an anteater for her birthday.

We get the bus over to the Animal Kingdom Lodge as Tam wants to see the new DVC rooms, unfortunately they are all occupied so we can’t. It’s still fun just to have a look around the Lodge anyway.
We return to Wilderness Lodge via a bus to the Magic Kingdom and then a boat across the 7 Seas Lagoon and Bay Lake. The boat is at the dock when we arrive at the Magic Kingdom and India and I hurry on ahead and get to the gate just as the CM calls for last boarders. I try to persuade him to shut the gate after us and leave the stragglers to get the next boat, but he’s having none of it. Spoilsport.

Back at the Lodge, Tam and Georgia decide on a little snooze in the room (lightweights) while India and I go to the pool for a swim and a beer. It’s still amazingly hot and amazingly dry! Inds and I chat about this holiday and potential future holidays and it’s a fun hour or so having some time alone with my eldest daughter.
We also walk around the resort a little. It’s surprising how quiet it can be and how Disney have set aside many little seated areas on the upper floors for people wanting to enjoy a little quiet time. It would have been so easy for them to just throw in a few more rooms instead.

Back in the room we have to open the curtains and rouse the sleeping beauties. They’re not best pleased.
Everybody showers and the girls leave a few minutes before we do as they have been organising a redneck party in Susan’s room for us.
Tam and I arrive at the room and are given our names for the evening. I’m Jim Bob, Tam and the girls are Darlene, Charlene and Larlene. Susan is Peggy Sue and Lu Beth is Betty Lou.

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Deb and Matt arrive 15 minutes later as they have had a few problems with the Disney transportation system getting to the Lodge from Saratoga Springs. They are John Boy and Chardonnay.

Susan and the girls have mini moon pies and Goo Goo clusters for our pleasure. Susan (and I hope the US authorities are not reading this) has smuggled some genuine moonshine all the way to Florida for us to try. She has even borrowed a jar style cup from the Whispering Canyon to make it more authentic. The adults all try the illicit liquor. Let me give you a word of advice, if you have the chance to try moonshine, DON’T! Tam goes cross-eyed, Deb starts conversing in Inuit and me and Matt actually start making sense. It’s dangerous stuff .Lu Beth looks on with the eye of one that has seen it all before.
I tell Susan you could use it to unblock a toilet. Hmmmm…. given our past exploding lavatory experiences, this might not be a bad thing.

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Susan also gives us many redneck themed presents. I get a video featuring Playboy’s Blue Collar Girls. Now that’s what I call a gift! Tam gets a white trash cookbook; lord knows where we’ll find road kill possum in Gloucestershire. There are lots of other bits and pieces. Susan must have put lots of effort into this, many thanks to them all for a real fun experience.

We’re dining at Artist Point tonight and a couple of looseners are required at the Territory Lounge to start. It’s nice to go into a bar and find it not overrun with children. Before you all start going off the deep end, yes, I do understand that WDW is primarily a family destination, but it is also nice to occasionally find somewhere that doesn’t include the soundtrack of someone’s little darling having a screaming tantrum that could shatter a thousand crystal chandeliers from a mile away, bless their little cotton socks.

We enter Artist Point for our 8.00pm PS. My overall view of this place hasn’t changed much after this meal; it’s a nice enough place, but not one that really inspires me. I wouldn’t be worried if someone said we were returning here tomorrow, but I wouldn’t book it through choice.
I won’t bore you with all the details of the food, but most people have the buffalo steak and are somewhat disappointed with it. It’s definitely tougher than beef steak, but very lean. Apparently it’s very good for you as it’s so low in fat.

Deb’s still feeling tired, so she and Matt leave to get a taxi at 10.00pm.
The rest of us have dessert, which is fine. The bill comes and it would have been over $300 for the 4 of us if not for the dining plan.

We say goodnight to Susan and Lu Beth and then spend half an hour or so just wandering around the Wilderness Lodge enjoying it’s nooks and crannies and remembering when we came to see this place for the first time. We never thought we would be fortunate enough to stay here. Sometimes it’s easy to lose track of how lucky you are.
Back in the room we have a message waiting. It’s from Artist Point thanking us for dining with them this evening. Nice touch.

Kev
 
Goo Goo Bars and Moonshine, now That's an interesting combination.:goodvibes
 

Goo Goo Bars and Moonshine, now That's an interesting combination.

Being a proud Kentuckian, I must say this sounds like heaven to me. I want to party with Susan!! :cool1: When will she be in Orlando again?
 
Love the sound of the red-neck party!:thumbsup2 Looking forward to trying out some of Tam's white trash cooking one day (I think!):rotfl2:
 
Kevin

I know what you mean by taking it easy and not going on every ride. We were so laid back this year we were out of the parks before we were even in them!!!


Susan
 
It was with great pleasure that the UK/OK Catering Group presented the redneck party for family and friends. Many thanks to my associates in the catering group, Ms. India and Ms. Georgia, for all their work. They did a brilliant job of assigning proper party names. For those of you who are My Name is Earl fans, you'll appreciate the care Ms. India gave to our name tags for the party, making them faithful copies of the show's opening title (clearly visible in the photo of the UK/OK Catering Group provided in Kevin's report above).

About when the legendary drinkers, the Stringers and the Churchills, tried moonshine: I have to tell you that Matt was the only one with enough nerve to take a second sip (I think "nerve" is the word I want to use here). But it was worth breaking the laws of every state I flew over between Oklahoma and Florida, not to mention a half dozen Federal laws (plus risking the wrath of Homeland Security) carrying that bottle of illegal booze, just to see the looks on their faces when they discovered for themselves why the stuff is called white lightning. It was worth it. I swear it was!
 
I have to tell you that Matt was the only one with enough nerve to take a second sip (I think "nerve" is the word I want to use here).
I think that the least I could do was have two goes at it bearing in mind all the effort you put into getting it to us.

I think that it would've benefited from have some ice with it. I look forward to having some more when Deb and I make our trip to OK.
 
I think that the least I could do was have two goes at it bearing in mind all the effort you put into getting it to us.

I think that it would've benefited from have some ice with it. I look forward to having some more when Deb and I make our trip to OK.


Well, Matt, rest assured that the shine I have left is wedged between the bottles in the wine rack and will remain there until you and Debbie arrive, as I don't believe I'd drink it without someone around to call for emergency help. My moonshine source tells me it should only improve in the aging, although he can't attest to this personally as he said he's never had a bottle last past the weekend.
 
My moonshine source tells me it should only improve in the aging, although he can't attest to this personally as he said he's never had a bottle last past the weekend.

Actually I think you'll find that if you leave it too long the darn stuff will develop legs and walk out on it's own! :rotfl2:

Kev
 
It’s funny but I’m quite relaxed about just doing a few things in each park
:scared1:

Kev, go and lie down in a darkened room with a damp flannel on your forehead.

For anyone who has toured a park with Kev, you will appreciate my perplexity at this remark. Laugh? Cry? :confused3 :rotfl:
 
:scared1:

Kev, go and lie down in a darkened room with a damp flannel on your forehead.

For anyone who has toured a park with Kev, you will appreciate my perplexity at this remark. Laugh? Cry? :confused3 :rotfl:

I have and you're right. There's something off about Kevin's statement about his being quite relaxed this trip and satisfied to do just a few things in a park. Maybe he's speaking relatively when he says "a few things," and this is compared to his previous trips that were jam packed with activity. But it's all good as far as I'm concerned--fast, slow, a little in a day or a lot, just to be there having fun with friends. Answering your survey question--Laugh or Cry
about what Kevin said, I vote laugh until we cry.
 
I think it's great that you managed not to try doing everything - I get theme park guilt if we don't do EVERYTHING!

Laur's princess:
 












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