A (secret) Message to my DH..

[wvjules]

I'm stuck on a married women in her 20's or 30's referring to her husbands as boy. You married him, you didn't adopt him.

Actually the OP says

or some odd thing that boys do that I as a normal woman will never "get")

 

[Sky Blue Pink]

If you husband is about 5'6" and has a 28 or 29 inch waist I will take that leisure suit off of your hands. I have been trying to find one for a while and they are harder to find second hand then you would think.[/QUOTE]

Well, I have a feeling it's still in a closet at his mother's house!

 

[WeLoveLilo05]

Well...since we are gripping about hubby's...

We just got a new car, the interior is a cream color, really pretty, makes us LOOK like we're rich although well, yeah we're not (your should see our other car lol!) So for the past 5 years we have basically been a 1 car family. Now we have this sexy new car and our 2001 2 door chevy cavalier w/ 170,000 miles on it, oh and I was rear-ended going to school 2 years ago, so this car looks like a hunk of junk.
Anyways...our chevy is a mess, he has sneakers, football equipment, wendy's bags, coke cans, seriously it is disgusting! eww! But I refuse to clean it, I clean the house, there is no way I am cleaning that too!
So, where was I going with this?! O yeah! KEEP THE FORD FUSION CLEAN!! I don't want to find french fries under the seat or christmas gifts from your secret santas from years past in this new car, or smelly sneakers!

 

[Katieinwonderland]

OP, I'm totally with you on the clothes on top of the hamper thing - drives me up the wall! Almost as annoying as when he walks PAST the dishwasher to put the dirty dishes in the sink...where they just sit...

I think I can beat everyone on the bad fashion sense though...

When DH and I moved in together, we'd been dating for a year. I'd seen some slightly strange fashion choices in that time, but nothing prepared me for what he was wearing the first day I woke up in our new place and went to find him in the den. He was wearing these faux denim style sweat pants, complete with drawstring waist AND ankles, that were around two sizes too small. Along with this were white socks and brown sandals. He was 22, I believe. I nearly repacked my bags and left. Instead, somewhere in that first year living together, the pants...dissapeared. It took me another year to convince him not to wear socks and sandals.

 

[Luvchefmic]

I said it to the OP before & I will say it to (almost) everyone that has posted keep it coming..I had a horrendous day but so looked forward to signing in & checking the thread..I hope this turns into a thread that lasts forever with thousands & thousands of posts Laughter great medicine for anything

 

[EveDallas]

Thanks for the laugh, OP!

Some people on this thread are really Spongebob Crankypants today.

 

[DaParkers]

If you don't like the way kids these days dress, marry a grown up.

How old are you?

Have you tried, oh I don't know, actually talking to this "boy" you call a husband about his clothes choices, instead of thinking you're being all sneaky about it?

I would guess that conversing with him about his clothes choices would be a better way to get him to change what he's wearing instead of complaining to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

Personality appears to play a key role in humour. People who are classed as extrovert and emotionally stable have increased activity in reward areas of the brain during exposure to funny stimuli. Neurotic people, in contrast, have less of a reward response compared with the average person (Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol 102, p 16502)

Oh I do...when it's funny.

Being passive agressive isn't funny.

Maybe it is and you just don't get it.

 

[Luvchefmic]

no no no do not address the "don't get it people" PLEASE before U know it we'll have battles and we'll lose the thread I NEED the laffs

 

[SaraJayne]

Personality appears to play a key role in humour. People who are classed as extrovert and emotionally stable have increased activity in reward areas of the brain during exposure to funny stimuli. Neurotic people, in contrast, have less of a reward response compared with the average person (Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol 102, p 16502)

Now that's funny.

And for the poster that implied I'm not a wife since I don't "get it", I've been married for almost 14 years.

 

[ols386]

ersonality appears to play a key role in humour. People who are classed as extrovert and emotionally stable have increased activity in reward areas of the brain during exposure to funny stimuli. Neurotic people, in contrast, have less of a reward response compared with the average person (Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol 102, p 16502)

I've read that before, or something similar to it.

Obviously the op was being humorous with this thread. I think it's pretty funny.