A (secret) Message to my DH..

[lizbeth374]

But how else is your husband supposed to show he is gangsta yo!?

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

LOL, all DHs have SOMETHING about them that probably annoys their wives..and by annoy I don't mean something so drastic you kick him to the curb lol. The post is meant to poke friendly fun at our menfolk, not bad mouth them .

Yes, I have only been with my DH for the past two years, yes I KNEW he sagged his jeans when I met him (by sag I mean that he doesn't quite show his underwear thank god, he just buys them so baggy at the waist they drop down too far and the butt part of the jeans sags lol). It makes me roll my eyes, but frankly he is an amazing man INSIDE (horrid fashion sense aside which I tease him about ALL the time lol) and that is what made me overlook the weird stuff he does when we got together lol..and he KNOWS by now that I am slowly fixing his jeans lol..I mean come on, he HAS to see the size tags inside the jeans and he's pretty smart so I don't REALLY think I am getting one over on him lol.

Now that being said lol:

Another thing is that darn side table on his side of the bed...he leaves his dirty dishes over there as well as like a huge mountain of Mountain Dew cans! I tried putting a trash can there, but I guess its too hard to push them OFF the table and into it lol..so once every day or so I break down and clean it myself. Do you think he would notice if I put the table in our storage unit lol?? Then he would HAVE to use that trash can..though now that I think on it, he'd probably use the floor lol!

Oh and as for the hamper, I TRIED leaving the lid off to make him stop tossing clothes on top of it, but alas now they hang off the edges or around it on the floor..I think he thinks he's a pro ball player in addition to being a rap star lol..if so his "skill" with the hoops rates right up there with his fashion sense lol..


Oh yea and since it was asked, I am 30 lol..

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

Why don't we get back to the fun of the thread? I'll start.

A (secret) message to my husband:

Dear Husband,

You have no clean socks because they are all under the bed. If you put them in the hamper, I would wash them. But since they are in the dark, scary place with the crazy rabid dust bunnies, I'm not going in after them. I'm afraid the dust bunnies would never let me leave.

Yes, you're starting to get gray hair. I kind of like it. I find it distinguished and a bit sexy. I hate it that nowadays you buzz it off to hide the gray. The buzz cut makes your head look big.

Don't get mad at me when you can't find the remote. *I* didn't hide it in the cushion of your recliner, YOU DID!

Yes! In addition to the above..Dear DH..now that all of your socks are hidden under the bed where my big butt can't fit so I can wash them please stop using MINE! It is really annoying when I go to put on a pair of MY socks and they sag around my sneakers because you have broken the elastic at the ankles with your big butted feet and "cankles"..yes I called them cankles..why is it that when YOU have big calves from jogging its "muscle" but mine are called cankles???

 

[harleyquinn]

How about almost the reverse of the sock problem? lol

My DH is very neat. He is a tad OCD. He worries about messing up pairs of socks, so he always folds them together before putting them down the laundry shoot.

I try to catch them and unfold his nasty socks before washing them, but I always miss a pair or two. So they come out in clumps and not completely clean. (And yes I generally just chuck everything in the washer without separating anything!)

 

[Sky Blue Pink]

When my hubby and I were getting married, it wasn't a big fancy wedding, but I bought a nice dress. I asked him what he was going to wear, and he said, "I still have my powder blue leisure suit that I wore to my prom." He was serious!!! By the way, his prom was is 1978, and we got married in 1988.

 

[JimmyPicker]

LOL @ all the dusty socks, clumpy socks, and saggy socks stories.

Who knew socks were such an issue?

 

[JimmyPicker]

When my hubby and I were getting married, it wasn't a big fancy wedding, but I bought a nice dress. I asked him what he was going to wear, and he said, "I still have my powder blue leisure suit that I wore to my prom." He was serious!!! By the way, his prom was is 1978, and we got married in 1988.

You didn't let him wear it did you?!

 

[ols386]

This thread is hilarious. It made me laugh.

Thanks to the OP for posting it.

 

[FireDancer]

I can imagine the OP's husband's post on the message board of his choice:

A (secret) message to my Wife:

Pull your pants down a little bit and loosen up the belt. I should be able to see your belly button above your pants, not hidden behind them. Just because you are a mom doesn't mean you have to wear mom pants, show a little more skin. Take a lesson from me, I'm gangsta...yo.

It's all lighthearted fun folks. For every little annoying thing a husband does there is an equally annoying and equally trivial thing a wife does. Many times it is probably the inverse of the other (A thinks B is too messy and B thinks A is too much of a neat freak).

When my hubby and I were getting married, it wasn't a big fancy wedding, but I bought a nice dress. I asked him what he was going to wear, and he said, "I still have my powder blue leisure suit that I wore to my prom." He was serious!!! By the way, his prom was is 1978, and we got married in 1988.

If you husband is about 5'6" and has a 28 or 29 inch waist I will take that leisure suit off of your hands. I have been trying to find one for a while and they are harder to find second hand then you would think.

 

[Sky Blue Pink]

You didn't let him wear it did you?!

oh heck no! I went with him and he bought a suit. JC Penney, I believe.

 

[Eeyore'sthebest]

These are funny!!

When DH first moved in I did all the laundry. I threw out every pair of underwear and socks that he owned and went and purchased new! He was shocked when he opened the drawer. But he didn't complain because everything now stayed where it was supposed to.

I worked slowly on the clothing that I disliked. Seriously dude, washable silk shirts are soooo not in style! Slowly they were replaced with new shirts. He never had a problem with his pants thank goodness! Now if I can ever get him to lose the baseball cap my life would be perfect!!

 

[manning]

I swear if I have to see your jeans sagging at the butt ONE MORE TIME I am going to call your mom and tell on you...that or smack you lol!


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Hmmm, he must be a union plumber!!!

 

[Kathi OD]

Oh I do...when it's funny.

Being passive agressive isn't funny.

The OP was not being passive aggressive. She was making an attempt at satircal humor at her DH's "failings", something many (but by no means all) wives can identify with.

Just wondering...do you really think the OP has called her DH's mommy to tattle on him? I surely don't, and I'm willing to bet she hasn't.

Oh, and just in case anyone is wondering...my DH is just like Mary Poppins..."perfect in every way."


ETA: Firedancer is right...this could easily have been written from the husband's point of view and been just as funny.

 

[Sgt Mickey]

When my hubby and I were getting married, it wasn't a big fancy wedding, but I bought a nice dress. I asked him what he was going to wear, and he said, "I still have my powder blue leisure suit that I wore to my prom." He was serious!!! By the way, his prom was is 1978, and we got married in 1988.

 

[harleyquinn]

I can imagine the OP's husband's post on the message board of his choice:

A (secret) message to my Wife:

Pull your pants down a little bit and loosen up the belt. I should be able to see your belly button above your pants, not hidden behind them. Just because you are a mom doesn't mean you have to wear mom pants, show a little more skin. Take a lesson from me, I'm gangsta...yo.

DH has said something similar to me before!

 

[Sgt Mickey]

But how else is your husband supposed to show he is gangsta yo!?

OMG I almost spit my water out when I read this.
People at work are going to think I am nuts

 

[MELSMICE]

Some people have absolutely no sense of humor....just sayin'

Agree!!!

 

[Minnesota!]

One of the best threads in a long time (well, except for those who came to visit w/o their sense of humor!!).

Hmm...my letter would go like this:

Dearest DH..

You know, when your toast is done toasting in the AM, you can take it out and put it on a plate (or even a napkin) to slap the peanut butter on it! It doesn't need to be on my counter, leaving nice little crumbs that somehow I am the only one who can see!

Or, see those lovely washclothes that are piled in the bottom of the tub?? Yeah, you know the ones. The ones I had neatly drying on the side of the tub - PICK THEM UP WHEN YOUR BIG HONKING FOOT KNOCKS THEM INTO THE TUB AS YOU GET IN THE SHOWER!! Pick em out, wring them out, and let them dry again...OR better yet - bring them downstairs and start a load of wash! Amazing how that works!!

One last thing - don't wait for me to give you "the look" about starting the dishes. You know when your days to do them are. Don't make me get to the cranky stage before you do them. It doesn't benefit either of us!!

Love,
your ultra cool wife.

Ahhh...that felt REAL good!

 

[nuke]

I'm stuck on a married women in her 20's or 30's referring to her husbands as boy. You married him, you didn't adopt him.

 

[harleyquinn]

I'm stuck on a married women in her 20's or 30's referring to her husbands as boy. You married him, you didn't adopt him.

Can we just let this be a funny thread? Please? The OP doesn't seem to be coming back to respond to her haters. (and I mean that in a joking sense...not that you actually hate someone you've never met).