Dear Reader, I am a hypocrite.
I have a number of rules that I believe everyone MUST follow when planning a vacation. I have since realized that I am breaking them left and right on this Disney trip! Does it make me less of a bad person if I admit it?
Rule #1: Don’t over-plan!
Uh. Ok, so in reality, I break this rule every time. I like planning! Lists are my friend, and I have one for every aspect of a vacation. So far, in my Disney notebook I have: Park Hours, ADRs, Packing List (prelim), Budget / Savings Worksheet, Payments Made, Weight Loss (which to date, I would like to point out, I have GAINED two pounds…not LOST any…) and a tentative park day plan.
Rule #2: Don’t make too many reservations, it ruins spontaneity!
I blame Disney for this one. (See earlier rant regarding ADRs) Then again, I also planned the day at the Grand Floridian Spa…..
Rule # 3: Have fun, Da***t!
I do try to follow this rule…. Which has been in place since planning our wedding. For a bit of backstory, I spent a LOT of time involved with the planning, decorating, etc. I wanted to have a 70k wedding on a 20k budget. We got it, and it was amazing. But I did almost burn myself out. I had the bright idea to write each of our 150 guests (did I mention 90% of those invited ACCEPTED???) a small, personalized thank you for coming to share in our wedding. I put these in tiny envelopes, sealed with wax, and they became our place cards. People still talk about it today, and I’m glad we did it, but two days before the wedding I was cursing myself for thinking that it was a good idea. Rule # 3 was born in a fit of frustration (and perhaps one to many glasses of wine…

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I consider Rule #3 unbreakable at this point… though I have to remind myself that today as I wait yet another day for Disney Events to get back to me…..
Ok, so since I’ve been breaking all the rules, here’s where we stand with our current “schedule”:
Sept 17 –Morning flight to Orlando, arrive at hotel @ 1pm. Check in to YC, wander around, perhaps check out DHS or Epcot. Dinner @ San Angel in honor of Dad.
Sept 18- Magic Kingdom day! Cinderella’s Royal Table Breakfast, dinner @ Le Cellier. Back to MK for EMH (if we aren’t swimming in Cheddar soup!)
Sept 19 –Day # 1 of Epcot. After insane rush to get on Soarin’ and Test Track, relaxing afternoon, lunch at Tutto Italia and dinner @ Jiko.
Sept 20 – (our ACTUAL anniversary!

) Morning / Early Afternoon at Animal Kingdom, then general pool day and early dinner at Victoria and Alberts in the Queen Victoria Room!
Sept 21 – Non Park Day, Spa morning @ GF, afternoon doing a whole lotta nuttin! Dinner at Yachtsman.
Sept 22 – Back to the parks! Magic Kingdom day take 2… dinner @ Bistro de Paris because I somehow managed to squeeze all the fancy pants places one right after another. Whoops!
Sept 23- My DH’s favorite day planned. We are “Drinking around the World” this day! Lunch at Biergarten and dinner at the Rose and Crowne. Extended hours until 12AM at Epcot. Bets are being taken now if I make it that far.
Sept 24 - Nurse hangover from day before. Visit DHS, manage to ride Tower of Terror without getting sick (see aforementioned expected hangover) and have dinner at Ohana’. **
Sept 25 – Wake up, cry about leaving WDW. Sneak in one quick ride at our favorite park of the trip, spend rest of snack credits on SOMETHING, debate bounceback offer. Fight about something (probably snack credits). Get on plane, head home. Deal with VEEEERY angry kitties who did not like being left at home without constant "lap time".
** This reservation MAY be cancelled due to a different, super exciting celebration that I might be planning. Then again, if they never call me back, I might not ;-)
So, what do you all think? Will we stick to it?