A reminder ladies . . .

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<font color=006666>Doomed<br><font color=660066>Kn
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Firstly, apologies for 'nicking' this from another board, but it was too good not to share;

This is an actual extract from a sex education school text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products.

You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes"


No doubt bedrooms across the nation will reverberate to moaning sounds tonight! :thumbsup2 :teeth:
 
Well I for one would have failed "sex etiquette"! Boy have times changed! Because now I as the female let my DH know the when,where,and how(I think the why is self explanatory!) And one small moan after would have my DH in some shrinks office with an inadequacy complex! :crazy:
 

Thank God times have changed :rotfl2:
 
Oh, boy, I've failed miserably :rotfl2:

How on earth have I got 3 kids ....... :rolleyes:
 
Like old Doctor Who episodes, this is a key example of Sexism back in 1960. :teeth:

Oh and. :lmao:
 
lol how things have changed

I for one cant really be bothered to do the whole hair thing for bed lol

and the one small moan lol, I think that would have ALL men panicking they were not doing right
 
How funny is that? It was the bit that said '...adjust your clothing...' that got me, how romantic? :lmao:
 
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

So reminds me of an old two ronnies sketch when big ron says to his wife 'moan, moan, I love it when you moan'
and she replies 'God! have you seen the price of bacon these days'
 
whay are you all laughing, we always behave like this at home :wave2:
 














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