the tag fairy is elusive as a predator cat
misbehave, and you're put on her naughty mat
we beg her and ask her for tags so sweet
to be graced by her wand is a magical treat
but be careful what you wish, for it happened to me
I asked for a tag, and as you can see
My skeptisism of Tom Cruise and his paternity
is now shared with the dis as well as my pee!!!!!!!!!!!!