A perfect solution to the airport scanner issue!

[Tonka's Skipper]

I do beleive that all of us can agree.this is a perfect solution!





Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:


All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this manure about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention stand by passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 419" followed by "clean up at booth number 6"

AKK

 

[dudspizza]

I do beleive that all of us can agree.this is a perfect solution!





Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:


All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this manure about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention stand by passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 419" followed by "clean up at booth number 6"

AKK

brilliant!

I got that in an email recently......

 

[skelooch]

Works for me.
They could have a self clean option on the booth, no one would want to clean it up. Or just take it out and bury it.

 

[bumbershoot]

Sick and wrong, and hilariously perfect idea at the same time!

 

[mollybeasley]

DH loves your suggestion. He's packing for a trip as we speak. He wants a t-shirt that says "Don't touch my junk" (or whatever it was that guy said on the news last week).

 

[Tonka's Skipper]

Yes its sick and wrong and right all at the same time!

AKK

 

[kristenrice]

A friend of mine said he would just strip down naked. He figures that if it is OK for a TSA agent to see him naked, then it is OK for everyone else to see him naked too.