A love letter

[bumcat]

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED, AND CONTROL YOU

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE, AND SWEAT

UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...

ALL MY LOVE




THE FLU

 

[Princess Michelle]

LOL!

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Dear Flu,

I'm really flattered that you desire me, but we've never been that compatable. To be quite honest, sometimes you even make me throw up. I'm sorry to be so blunt, but subtlety has never been your strong point either. Besides, I'm currently seeing someone else. I know you like to brag about your power, but this is someone that makes you look like a pansy. The name is Sinus Infection & right now this person is rocking my world.

-Me.

(I wish this was only a funny retort & but unfortunately it's true)

 

[browneyes]

You forgot it'll make you hot.

As much as I enjoy all those things, I think I'll let someone else take Mr. Flu out.