Tori Paige
<font color=deeppink>Please stand clear of the doo
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2003
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Ok here is a test there are 6 questions i only got two right you have to really think on these. Have fun
>Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
> > the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that
> > we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't
> > use it, you will lose it," also applies to the
> > brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge
> > your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
> >
> > Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. What do you put in a toaster
> > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up
> > now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
> > yourself.
> > If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
> >
> >
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
> > What do cows drink?
> >
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>>>If you are peeking that's called cheating if so pull
> > plug immediately we know you b?~re too dumb to know
> > what delete means.
> >
> >
> >
> >
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk,"
> > please do not attempt the next question. Your brain
> > is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It
> > may be that you need to content yourself with
> > reading something more appropriate, such as
> > Children's World.
> >
> >
> > If you said "water," proceed to question
> >
> >
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a
> > blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink
> > house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
> > made from black bricks, what is a green house made
> > from?
> >
> >
> >
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> >
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> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you
> > said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still
> > doing reading these questions?????
> >
> > If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >
> >
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000
> > feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the
> > time was politically divided into West Germany and
> > East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
> > engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last
> > remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
> > landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third
> > engine fails before he has time to attempt an
> > emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in
> > the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany
> > and West Germany.
> >
> > Where would you bury the survivors? . in East
> > Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
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> >
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> > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If
> > you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
> > must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
> > Your efforts would not be appreciated
> >
> > If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to
> > the next question.
> >
> >
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a
> > degree every minute how many degrees will the hour
> > hand move in one hour?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or
> > anything other than "one degree," you are to be
> > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
> > obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil,
> > and exit the room.
> >
> > Everyone else proceed to the final question.
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Without using a calculator --You are driving a
> > bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
> > London, 17 people get on the bus. in Reading, six
> > people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
> > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
> > Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
> > Swansea, three people get off and five people get
> > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
> > on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
> >
> > What was the name of the bus driver?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
> > remember? It was YOU!
> >
>Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
> > the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that
> > we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't
> > use it, you will lose it," also applies to the
> > brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge
> > your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
> >
> > Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. What do you put in a toaster
> > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up
> > now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
> > yourself.
> > If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
> >
> >
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
> > What do cows drink?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>>>If you are peeking that's called cheating if so pull
> > plug immediately we know you b?~re too dumb to know
> > what delete means.
> >
> >
> >
> >
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk,"
> > please do not attempt the next question. Your brain
> > is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It
> > may be that you need to content yourself with
> > reading something more appropriate, such as
> > Children's World.
> >
> >
> > If you said "water," proceed to question
> >
> >
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a
> > blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink
> > house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
> > made from black bricks, what is a green house made
> > from?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you
> > said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still
> > doing reading these questions?????
> >
> > If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >
> >
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000
> > feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the
> > time was politically divided into West Germany and
> > East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
> > engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last
> > remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
> > landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third
> > engine fails before he has time to attempt an
> > emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in
> > the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany
> > and West Germany.
> >
> > Where would you bury the survivors? . in East
> > Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If
> > you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
> > must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
> > Your efforts would not be appreciated
> >
> > If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to
> > the next question.
> >
> >
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a
> > degree every minute how many degrees will the hour
> > hand move in one hour?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or
> > anything other than "one degree," you are to be
> > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
> > obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil,
> > and exit the room.
> >
> > Everyone else proceed to the final question.
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Without using a calculator --You are driving a
> > bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
> > London, 17 people get on the bus. in Reading, six
> > people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
> > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
> > Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
> > Swansea, three people get off and five people get
> > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
> > on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
> >
> > What was the name of the bus driver?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
> > remember? It was YOU!
> >
So if I did it correctly, I would have only gotten 2 right.
